protect you from any home invasions
100% chance this thing is going to kill a kid
100% chance this thing is going to kill a kid
"Papa, tell me how the Butlerian Jihad started again..."
A robot that is capable of protecting you from a home invasion is also a robot capable of arresting you if its owners decide they want to.
I don't want a cop in my home thanks.
Yeah, that's scary as shit. They're advertising that this robot is capable of violence.
It will also monitor the local supply and demand for donor organs. If the demand rises, Tesla Boticon will use ai to determine the value of your life (through labour costs, amount consumed, epidermis RGB values, and investments value) against the value of the organ recipient. Should your life be deemed lesser, Tesla Boticon will immediately off you and harvest your organs, selling them off to the highest bidder.
I’m glad that these robots won’t be able to do any of that and this is all a big, dumb waste of time. It would be so awful if these things were real in any meaningful sense.
The ideal room for lonely man with his overpriced Tesla robot: one where the drywall isn't painted or adorned with a single decoration. Not even a nightstand.
All I'm reading is that there's gonna be gig work job openings for people to dress up as RoboCop and watch you sleep.
Creepy illustration, but also reminds me of in Skyrim your follower just stands there staring at you when you sleep in a bed
Can't wait till these things go I, Robot, Ex Machina, Detroit: Become Human, etc on the bouge
The opening of Terminator 2 but instead of human skulls, the robot is standing on a giant pile of funko pops.
Ex Machina is a story about a cool robot lady who does absolutely nothing wrong.
Monitor your breathing, heart rate, sleep patterns
This is just an overpriced Garmin for chuds who have a home invasion fetish.
I would suggest doing something with that decrepit fungi farm wall before buying a robot at least.
