beloved landlord
murdered over rent
Y'know, I was going to say "'mourning over landlords'? sounds like crackerish activities" and then I saw the place was really called the 'White Center'. The jokes are writing themselves; somebody knock over another.
A landlord was killed over rent and you’re laughing? This is funny to you?
The actual article isn't quite as "funny" is it? https://www.kiro7.com/news/local/white-center-community-mourns-loss-beloved-landlord-allegedly-murdered-over-rent/W4WPFCHW2VGHHIELSN5L553SXE/
If you think there’s any conditions that will elicit sympathy for a landlord from me we’re gonna be here awhile
Ice cold take: if you got murdered over rent, you were not beloved.
it's possible they got murdered by a rival landlord for not using the regional price fixing software
Hexbear celebrates loss of hated landlord allegedly murdered over rent.
White Center mourns beloved landlord reads like an Onion headline
I'd claim this for Lemmygrad but this one was obviously written by a Hexbear
"Mourns" them with a block party attended by every single one of their tenants.
Is "murdered over rent" what they call it when you don't tip your landlord?
When I spend all day doing shoddy pipe work in the house I own and renters online say it’s not a job
When I rent a paint sprayer, don’t mask anything off, and put like 2cm thick layer of paint on everything they say it’s not a real job!
This puts a smile on my face considering my current circumstances. I needed this. Thanks.
