• AmericaDelendaEst [comrade/them]
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    23 days ago

    The current yearly burger consumption of America is 9,343,161,756Ib of hamburger

    For context, there are 38,229,212 Ukrainians

  • UlyssesT
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    18 days ago

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  • Seasonal_Peace [he/him]
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    23 days ago

    160,000 buildings were damaged in Gaza (a city as big as Detroit) in the last year, there are 190,000 franchised fast food establishments in the whole of the U.S.

  • FuckyWucky [none/use name]
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    23 days ago

    "Every missile they launched is the same".

    It's like the Israelis claiming "Hamas launched thousands of missiles at Israel" when most of them are intercepted and the ones that get through barely cause any damage to property let alone life.

    Meanwhile, Israel is dropping 2000lbs bombs on Gaza. Entire buildings turned into rubble, massive craters.

  • HiImThomasPynchon [des/pair, it/its]
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    23 days ago

    Okay but what if I expected there to be like 4 times as many McDonald's in the US? That actually does recontextualize how I think about Burgerland.

      • CantaloupeAss [comrade/them]
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        23 days ago

        wow is that true? do people go to subway that much?

        is subway like the biggest minimum-wage employer? are subway employees the ripe vanguard of the revolution?

  • volcel_olive_oil [he/him]
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    23 days ago

    For context,

    ah, it's for context

    that makes it not one of the funniest things I've seen then michael-laugh

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    23 days ago

    and yet, McDonald's has killed way more people than any Russian missile. probably a single McDonald's by itself has killed more people than half of those missiles combined.

  • BeamBrain [he/him]
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    23 days ago

    This reminds me of that BadEmpanada video titled something like "explaining the Iraq War for Americans" where he used burgers as a metaphor for everything the US stole from Iraq, except BadEmpanada did it as a joke.

  • kittin [he/him]
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    23 days ago

    Ukraines war effort is like a broken sundae machine and crimea is as out of reach as a burger joint without a drive-thru