What if Putin bombed all our McDonalds? The horrors! The horrors!
It’s wild how the us media “culture” has withered so drastically that i am nostalgic for the days when they aired bold ideas such as “fast food is bad for you”. There was a time where nickelodeon wouldn’t air any shows and display a message that told your porcine children to go outside.
Instead of taking that further fast food is a-okay now. Its fine to be constantly consuming media, and “serious” news outlets are rehashing 20 year old internet memes
All other arguments aside, if you are going to compare the two this way, if the US has 9x the land mass as Ukraine, then why is the US sized the same as Ukraine in the image?
Surely it's not to make the image misleading.
Yeah, uh, that is what happens when you go to war with a major country.
A screaming comes across the sky. It has happened before, but there is nothing to compare it to now. Except hamburgers. We can compare it to hamburgers.
Very impressive, now let's see Paul Allenskyy's strike locations
160,000 buildings were damaged in Gaza (a city as big as Detroit) in the last year, there are 190,000 franchised fast food establishments in the whole of the U.S.
For context,
ah, it's for context
that makes it not one of the funniest things I've seen then
and yet, McDonald's has killed way more people than any Russian missile. probably a single McDonald's by itself has killed more people than half of those missiles combined.
The current yearly burger consumption of America is 9,343,161,756Ib of hamburger
For context, there are 38,229,212 Ukrainians
Conclusion: Russia should fire missiles at every McDonalds in the US
Ukraines war effort is like a broken sundae machine and crimea is as out of reach as a burger joint without a drive-thru
