Prime Directive, my ass

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    • cilantrofellow [any]
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      4 years ago

      “Lebensraum is fine so long as we don’t value the life on it.” Curious how no one ever talks about what happened to those tribbles, hmm?

      Bajor is and has been part of the Cardassian Union for centuries, look at the old galactic maps. We brought a backwards, theocratic outpost into the 24th Century with industry, reason, and purpose. It was Cardassia who cured the Fotossa virus, Cardassia who gave a glimpse of power beyond the Vedeks. Harmony was blossoming before the fedscum began to interfere.

      Now look at it in fed hands, on the brink of collapse!

          • SteveHasBunker [he/him]
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            4 years ago

            This brings that time travel episode where Nerys learns what happened to her mom into some... bizarre context.

            • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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              4 years ago

              Computer: "You have an incoming call from Gul Dukat."

              Kira: "Ugh it's the middle of the night. On screen."

              Dukat: "I fucked your mooooooooooom."

              Still among my favourite scenes in the franchise.

              • SteveHasBunker [he/him]
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                4 years ago

                Dukat: “your mom! In addition to that other Bajorian woman who I fucked and fathered a child with. A child I was gonna kill for a hot second. But then I got attached to her but later she died and I decided the rational response to that was to try and genocide her mother’s people.”

                Okay I’m starting to see some holes in this “Dukat is the good guy” theory.

                • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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                  4 years ago

                  “Dukat is the good guy” theory.

                  Anyone who supports that theory is an Obsidian Order bot.

                  • SteveHasBunker [he/him]
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                    4 years ago

                    That's what every FedLib says whenever someone criticizes their Maquis proxy forces in Cardassia.

                    Oh fuck I've been swallowed by the bit too!