USPS are dope, i got their help to get a package my ex l*ndlord refused to turn over. like an actual postal inspector just did that after I asked for their help. Imagine, the gov actually helping with things. I didn't even have to pay anything or fill any long forms out or wait weeks first.
REDDIT USER VOICE: hEcKing USPS InSpeCtors dO NoT fuCk ARouNd
They operate out of a United States Postal Inspection Service Station, or US PISS.
Of course they do, it wouldn't be a truly American institution of it didn't have a SWAT team.
They do, and they're fucking badasses, and if I had to pick I would rather fight hte FBIs Hostage Rescue Team.
I wanna know the ratio of junk mail to checks to official documents.
Only gonna be mad if the dude was specifically looking to keep people from being able to pay bills or get into some needed program.
Probably trying to interfere with the mail service to justify Trump's mail hateboner.
Yeah, that's the simple boring (most likely to be correct) interpretation.
But this is "hell year 2020" and I want to see something with more pizzaz.
What percent of the undelivered mail was just ads? I hate getting stuff in the mail that I need to immediately throw away.
There are three US agencies that you never, ever fuck with. The IRS.
The Secret Service.
And the USPS Postal Inspectors. They will absolutely send a swat team to your house because you did a mail fraud, and they are highly motivated to make sure the mail gets through.
they are highly motivated
What are they pumping these goons with? Ideology? Cash incentives? Adrenochrome?
No, dude. They're mail carriers. THE MAIL GETS THROUGH.
"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds. "
I don't know why I didn't predict that there would be QAnon USPS workers trying to sabotage the mail but of course there are