• FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]
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    1 hour ago

    the-democrat 🎶 Springtime for MAGA and 'Murica! Winter for Gaza and Chad 🎶

    PS I don't really know what's going on in Chad, it was just the single syllable country having the hardest time. I'll remove if I posted something offensive

    • Babs [she/her]
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      53 minutes ago

      Chad is in the tropics, I don't think they have winters there.

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    2 hours ago

    what, they don't have any math magicians at the NYT.

    you spend 1.5 billion in 15 weeks by spending 100 million every week for 15 weeks.

    I'm assuming they did something even less intelligent or beneficial than buying every American with a car a gallon of gasoline and a warm can of Pepsi.

    • Adkml [he/him]
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      1 minute ago

      $5 to every American no questions asked and we actually fucling give it to you this time would unironically have been a better use of funds.

  • supafuzz [comrade/them]
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    2 hours ago

    huh it's almost like this was the scam all along and winning was at best secondary

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    2 hours ago

    $1.5 billion

    Could have fed and housed so many people with that money

    Instead, she ate shit

    pain

    • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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      2 hours ago

      $20 billion

      The Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) estimates that it would cost $20 billion to end homelessness.

      You can easily get the rest from just pulling from the military or even better seizing the obscene wealth of the billionaire class and fix this overnight but noooooooooo billion dollar vanity projects.

      • miz [any, any]
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        edit-2
        1 hour ago

        first put every real estate developer and landlord into a camp or they will start increase arming domestic paramilitary death squads

      • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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        2 hours ago

        At least my billion dollar vanity project, building Castle Von ThunderCastle, would provide countless jobs and a place to live for all those willing to join my ruthless terrorist organization

  • Adkml [he/him]
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    2 minutes ago

    Trump gets 500 million, keeps half of it personally and wins the election.

    Kamala gets three times that much, loses, and didn't even make her self unbelievably rich in the process.

    Who's really the dumb one.