An ill-advised trade war with China left the American empire in crisis. Desperate for more resources to fuel the growth of the Capitalist machine, the country returned to its roots, instigating a series of brutal expansionist wars in South America.
Now, with the region harshly depopulated, the country needs a new labor force to resume resource extraction. To encourage migration to the new US colonies, the government has revived the Homestead Act. Anyone who stakes a claim and defends it from the remaining resistance movements for five years is granted ownership of that land.
Go south! Ensure prosperity for you and your country. Settle for Biden!
Probably not, but I needed to pick a date that was far enough out to fit a trade war, xenocidal war, and beginning of settler-colonial expansion.
Will he still a rapist by then?
I’m holding out hope that one of the days we’ll see a thread: “August 32nd: Joe Biden is not a rapist”
With good deep-fake technology and idk some embalming, would it even matter if he survives?
Wait does the dumb hot algorithm mean I can bump this thread like an oldschool bbs?
Your awfully ambitious. Biden isn’t gonna make it a year, sleepy Kamala is going to lose to eye patch and that Missouri dude. But the same shit your saying is going to happen. But hey, at least “Patriot care” and “Freedom weed” will be a thing
Where though? Venezuela? Cuba? Bolivia? They'd kick our asses. War with Mexico like Pete Buttigieg wanted for some reason? Haha. Good luck. The Homestead Act is too optimistic. Biden's just going to turn every Black neighborhood in America into Palestine because we can no longer keep the eternal war going on anywhere else.
