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Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them] to badposting • 4 days ago

If you have a penis I just replaced it with a gun. You're welcome.

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If you have a penis I just replaced it with a gun. You're welcome.

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Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them] to badposting • 4 days ago
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  • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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    4 days ago

    Just tried to take a piss and shattered my toilet!

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    • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
      hexagon
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      4 days ago

      Ha! Get toileted, nerd! owl-wink

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      • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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        4 days ago

        Is there a safety? My cat is scared and my damage deposit is for sure gone.

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        • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
          hexagon
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          4 days ago

          You have to do the ball jiggle dance to turn it off

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          • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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            4 days ago

            Ammo is stored in the balls. Got it.

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    • MaoTheLawn [any, any]
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      3 days ago

      just tried to fuck myself in the ass and now I'm dying

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  • EstraDoll [she/her]
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    4 days ago

    sicko-fem now THIS is the bottom surgery I really wanted

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  • UmbraVivi [he/him, she/her]
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    3 days ago

    I have just been banned from my local gun range for "public indecency". I hope you're happy.

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  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    4 days ago

    Show

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    • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]
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      3 days ago

      there it is

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  • TheDoctor [they/them]
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    4 days ago

    I’m scared to check my gun cabinet now

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  • Mindfury [he/him]
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    4 days ago

    my wife, later this year, giving birth to Bullet Bill: agony-yehaw

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  • vehicom@lemmygrad.ml
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    3 days ago

    political power grows out of the tip of the gun penis

    - mao, probably

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  • TheBroodian [none/use name]
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    3 days ago

    Is the only way to fire it by pelvic thrusting?

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    • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
      hexagon
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      3 days ago

      Sneezing also

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  • ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]
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    3 days ago

    liberty-weeping

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  • Rom [he/him]
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    4 days ago

    volcel-kamala

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  • Grandpa_garbagio [he/him]
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    3 days ago

    cock and load

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  • Infamousblt [any]
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    4 days ago

    waow-based

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  • bruhbeans@lemmy.ml
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    4 days ago

    Peew peew

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  • CliffordBigRedDog [he/him]
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    3 days ago

    The Penis is evil! The Penis shoots Seeds, and makes new Life to poison the Earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the Gun shoots Death and purifies the Earth of the filth of Brutals.

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  • uSSRI [he/him]
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    4 days ago

    Zardoz'ed, dang!

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