LMAO

  • Reversi [none/use name]
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    4 years ago

    "I'm not small, I'm AVERAGE, they're just huge!"

    Yeah, chances are she's not a size queen

    • LaughingLion [any, any]
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      4 years ago

      Absolutely fair point. I forgot the mindset of the poster here.

      It's also possible that he is average and her ex's are all average too but he's just super insecure about his dick and she said some other shit about him being a bad partner like not being emotionally available or being abusive or off-putting and he fell back into his own insecurities because self-criticism is too difficult for people who have the mindset of a child.

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          • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
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            4 years ago
            NFSW thing about penis size

            Also guys lie all the time about their dick size, which leads to warped conceptions by everyone. Statistically if someone has a 7 inch (17.8 cm) penis when measured from the pubic bone on top they are in the top 2.5% statistically. But if you ask guys apparently all of them have huge dongs and everyone is in that top 2.5%. It's just so entied to most guys ego for some reason.

            • Reversi [none/use name]
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              4 years ago

              Likewise, expecting women to be the perfect observers of dick size is like expecting men to be the perfect observers of cup size

              "I felt it, I know it okay" you didn't feel it with a laser measure and micrometer

              Positions and angles matter, levels of arousal matters, etc. etc.

              • nohaybanda [he/him]
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                4 years ago

                I mean, I already have these callipers on hand. Who are you to stop me from using them?

              • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
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                4 years ago

                That's why my comment was mostly about guys lying, because I'm not a woman and can't comment on any of that. In general humans are very bad at estimating the size of things due to perspective and other factors

        • eiknat [she/her,ey/em]
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          4 years ago
          ahem nsfw:

          length doesn't matter matter so much as curve and girth. but even then, if you can't wield that bad boy you're still gonna be bad in bed. you gotta listen to your partner's feedback. but that's pretty much a rule regardless of who is fuckin who

            • eiknat [she/her,ey/em]
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              4 years ago
              nsfw:

              its normally harder for those with a vag to orgasm during penetration, curve allows the penis to interact more with the g-spot which opens up your position options way more. also why finger banging is awesome

        • LaughingLion [any, any]
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          4 years ago

          If I'm being honest I'm a very average sized guy and my partner has no complaints because I am an attentive lover. This is the key that unlocks the door these people can never step through. They see sex as a function of purely physical stimulus and ignore the emotional and psychological aspects of it. How else can they explain kinks?

        • kikkai [any,comrade/them]
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          4 years ago

          It's really not. People just would rather think women can't estimate lengths.

    • bilb [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      They might have been actual horses.