I'm not gonna go find this post, but "orgasm thing" has got me dying. Gamers, if you can suck on a can of gamer fuel, you can suck on a clit, it's not difficult.
Guess I'm returning that ring and getting a PS5
Imagine being the mother of this man
Oh, she knows.
My ex said my mom was right about her being wrong for me.
People make themselves orgasm without the use of a penis all the time . Also using "Chad" unironically. Also admitting to not listening to anything the other person said after one of his insecurities was mentioned. Also likely fake because r*ddit
You'd think this dude would just hit the gym and find someone who isn't a size-queen but no this is a perfect opportunity for him to get back into Call of Duty so he can say the gamer word like in his youth.
- Editor's note: (she's probably not a size queen he's just insecure about his dick and most likely uses that to ignore whatever other real criticism she had about him)
"I'm not small, I'm AVERAGE, they're just huge!"
Yeah, chances are she's not a size queen
Absolutely fair point. I forgot the mindset of the poster here.
It's also possible that he is average and her ex's are all average too but he's just super insecure about his dick and she said some other shit about him being a bad partner like not being emotionally available or being abusive or off-putting and he fell back into his own insecurities because self-criticism is too difficult for people who have the mindset of a child.
NFSW thing about penis size
Also guys lie all the time about their dick size, which leads to warped conceptions by everyone. Statistically if someone has a 7 inch (17.8 cm) penis when measured from the pubic bone on top they are in the top 2.5% statistically. But if you ask guys apparently all of them have huge dongs and everyone is in that top 2.5%. It's just so entied to most guys ego for some reason.
Likewise, expecting women to be the perfect observers of dick size is like expecting men to be the perfect observers of cup size
"I felt it, I know it okay" you didn't feel it with a laser measure and micrometer
Positions and angles matter, levels of arousal matters, etc. etc.
I mean, I already have these callipers on hand. Who are you to stop me from using them?
That's why my comment was mostly about guys lying, because I'm not a woman and can't comment on any of that. In general humans are very bad at estimating the size of things due to perspective and other factors
ahem nsfw:
length doesn't matter matter so much as curve and girth. but even then, if you can't wield that bad boy you're still gonna be bad in bed. you gotta listen to your partner's feedback. but that's pretty much a rule regardless of who is fuckin who
nsfw:
its normally harder for those with a vag to orgasm during penetration, curve allows the penis to interact more with the g-spot which opens up your position options way more. also why finger banging is awesome
If I'm being honest I'm a very average sized guy and my partner has no complaints because I am an attentive lover. This is the key that unlocks the door these people can never step through. They see sex as a function of purely physical stimulus and ignore the emotional and psychological aspects of it. How else can they explain kinks?
It's really not. People just would rather think women can't estimate lengths.
I've seen it happen in person to old school friends, it's some sad shit
When did I last have sex - Never
When will I next have sex- Never
The hornyposters on this forum could learn a thing or two from this
Dude is ignoring the clit and I bet his goddamn foreplay game is a disgrace not to mention sex is at least 50% psychological you've got to play into each others kinks and shit. I wonder if he's ever said anything other than "I'm sorry" during intercourse, lol.
The asthma thing is the funniest part to me for some reason
Yeah surgery can really interfere there, after mine they told me that I couldn't do any sexual activity for 1 to 2 months, and yeah
Hahahaha, a bit to late there, just be glad you had no complications and nothing went wrong I guess.
Or even jury-rig yourself a mask and fuck like Immortan Joe. There's options here, goddammit.
So, should we get a Strawpoll going about whether he's going to shoot up a mosque, a middle school, or a Dunkin Donuts? Or is there too great a chance of awakening the Lathe of Heaven?
bbb-busting ropes? Comrade I'm sure I didn't just hear you openly discussing cumming....
legit it sometimes would just take so much effort to get there and while awesome they're usually so fucking exhausting so sometimes its better to just not
And this, my dear comrades, is why you do not forsake your volcel ways. Only disappointment awaits you, and very likely your partner
i really dont get cheating. just like, go join an open relationship polycule?????
You can't just go join an open relationship polycule, especially retroactively, when you've entered a relationship with someone. Even then it is a very basic question of integrity, emapthy and decency not to cheat on them. If it turns out monogamy is not your thing, have the decency to break it off before you fuck someone up for life
yeah obviously. im just saying she supposedly cheated before meeting the OP on that one, but after that experience why didnt she look for open relationships??
IDK, some people just lack the self-reflection and maturity. IMO such a person would cheat in an open relationship too.
its just weird to me. if youre sexually promiscuous from the last time you cheated why dont you just own up to it?? like she clearly knows she wants multiple hogs
maybe its because im queer or something and im just willing to label things as they are? maybe she just doesnt know thats a thing you can do?
ive been invited to two trans polycules off the cuff before so maybe thats just the queer experience™️
im pretty boring so i just cuddled them all and went my way after some drinks but it was nifty. im mono with a slant towards mischievous if my partner lets me
i gave it a go. it was ok. im a bit of an attention whore so it feels kinda like theres 5 minutes of me getting stuff and 10 minutes of me giving which doesnt feel super right. like my monkey brain is just saying 'wow this is a bit lopsided now isnt it you're doing WAY more work'
a foursome sounds more my speed tbh, wasnt fond of the threesome
itd be like fucking with friends around or musical chairs. sounds way more amusing
I'll go out on a limb and say you shouldn't be in ANY relationship, beyond a professional client-provider with their therapist. Non-monogamous relationships take even more work than monogamous, and require all the negotiations, openness and so on. I think if someone fails at not cheating on one partner will completely fuck up things with multiple partners just as bad.
Hilarious that even in their bs fantasies they're still fucking losers.
Reddit commentors have some weird sexual pathologies. Yes, ofc, most of /tifu and /rel_advice is fake anyways, but man, the comments get weird quick. There so quick to jump to conclusions and overwhelmingly judge a posters partner as an untouchable. Paraphrasing "weed does not affect you that much, she just didn't want responsibily for what she was gonna say, dodged a bullet". Taking OP by his word, yeah it's shitty of her to tell him in such a way that her exes were better, but you know, maybe you should talk about what pleasures you and what does not before getting married (maybe in a less hurtful manner, but anyway) . And sometimes drugs just help by making you less nervous if something is gonna hurt feelings. But who knows how this really played out. And "I could never forget this, this would always be in my head", like op was about to marry that person, clearly he found something in her, and it's not like their intercourse couldn't improve if they communicated honestly.
And queue all that "my ex who cheated on me 7 yrs ago is getting engaged, should I tell their so that they are a fucking cheater -yes absolutely, they need to know" you get on rel_advice.
I don't know how these drama-bait post get me when I'm on reddit, but I always feel the need to talk to a psychoanalyst about it afterwards.
There so quick to jump to conclusions and overwhelmingly judge
looks at this thread
>.>
You got me there sir :kim:
But I'm just complaining, not giving advice :dril:
I just gotta say one thing, and its about the asthma thing. Honestly, if that is a real issue, then the other partner needs to be the one in charge of the exertion and the rhythm. This whole thing is an implosion caused by a lack of communication.
