It's amongus 🤣 they are talking about him playing among us omg i-cant

All kids who play amongus are learning to serial kill lol

    • Verenata
      hexagon
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      13 days ago

      Turns out it's not even Luigi and this IS the real AmongusTM(2018) holy shit 😳

    • Verenata
      hexagon
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      13 days ago

      They need to distance him and his motives from Trump/Elon etc and all they have to do it is silly video game nonsense

    • Verenata
      hexagon
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      13 days ago

      They saw pokemon on his facebook and their eyes lit up lol

    • Verenata
      hexagon
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      13 days ago

      The cops caught him trying to organise a D&D campaign. Many cases of satanism.

  • 7bicycles [he/him]
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    13 days ago

    Surely if you've played Among us and learned anything from it it would be to not be sus, like not fake ID-ing yourself at Altoona Macdonalds with the murder gun on you.

    • Verenata
      hexagon
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      13 days ago

      Absolute fail lmao whhhhyyyyyy do thaaaatttt

      Almost makes me believe the conspiracy that it's not actually him cos nobody is that stupid surely?

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      • tocopherol [any]
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        13 days ago

        He followed RFK right? I had a thought maybe he saw the public response and hoped Trump might parden him because he is trying to help fix the healthcare industry like RFK has been talking about. It's in the realm of possibility that he is framed by police so they don't look totally incompetent, it's odd that he would be careful up to that point and be anywhere in public with what he had unless he was trying to get caught, hoping for fame or something.

        • Verenata
          hexagon
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          13 days ago

          Oh did he? Well there's where the brainworms came from

        • VILenin [he/him]M
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          13 days ago

          Trump can’t pardon a state crime. I mean, until the Supreme Court says he can, but it’s deffo not gonna happen over this guy

          • tocopherol [any]
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            13 days ago

            Ah true I wasn't thinking very deeply about it, just thinking of any possible motive to get caught, maybe he really just wanted to get his supposed manifesto out while the story was still fresh?

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    13 days ago

    he also played a video game called KILLER INSTINCT where the object of the "game" was to repeatedly hit your opponent without them being able to stop you. these were called COMBOS which is also a type of snack or "treat" the killer enjoyed frequently.

    one could say he refined his instincts to those of a killer and had a taste for brutality.

    • Verenata
      hexagon
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      13 days ago

      And a big marylin manson fan

      • sempersigh [he/him]
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        13 days ago

        Eyewitnesses describe the suspect as wearing a “KMFDM” shirt

        • Verenata
          hexagon
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          13 days ago

          He was a nice boy, just troubled. Nobody saw it coming.

  • sempersigh [he/him]
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    13 days ago

    This is about as embarrassing as falling for bofa in 2024 and it’s even more embarrassing that a journalist would fall for it

    • Verenata
      hexagon
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      13 days ago

      Not CDs?

  • WhatDoYouMeanPodcast [comrade/them]
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    13 days ago

    This is why I can't stand the left.

    If the game was League of Legends or Mario Party it would be perfectly permissible evidence.

    • Verenata
      hexagon
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      13 days ago

      Lmao they playing favourites again!!!!!! Mxmwmxmwxmskcksmxks pronouns

  • viva_la_juche [they/them, any]
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    13 days ago

    Imagining an episode of a 00s crime show where a teenager plays a game called VIDEO GAME KILLER (chiller font) and kills someone. It’s horrible 3d cg and for some reason is played with an snes game pad and has beep boop arcade sfx

    • Verenata
      hexagon
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      13 days ago

      Narrated by sheriff John Bunnell.

  • Anarcho-Bolshevik@lemmygrad.ml
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    12 days ago

    The beets are invading! The beets are invading! In Killer, it's up to you to kill all of the killer beets that pop up on screen. Be careful as they appear randomly, and leave just as quickly. Use the mouse to click away evil, and save the world. As well as get a high score. But don't be too slow in clicking them away, or it's game over.

    (Source.)

    • Verenata
      hexagon
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      12 days ago

      Omg was this a game on old windows? catgirl-happy