My two takes

  • Standing school valedictorian, Luigi Mangione, pictured here in holding cell after being arrested on non-standing-school-related allegations

  • You may not like it, but this is what peak male living space looks like

  • Redcuban1959 [any]
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    1 month ago

    This feels like a weird gmod screenshot but someone used an AI to make it "realistic"

    • Bureaucrat
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      1 month ago

      It's the pose, the color of the shirt and the fact he's in a rectangular room with wall texture that is just more rectangles

  • CthulhusIntern [he/him]
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    1 month ago

    Biden regime's secret police holds an ethnic Italian under shaky evidence of connection to a rebellion against US oligarch.

  • kittin [he/him]
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    1 month ago

    I got to admit I would rather not exist than spend my life in that room

    • Bureaucrat
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      1 month ago

      It's a holding cell, don't worry, the cell you live in is much worse - It has a roommate!

  • Bureaucrat
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    1 month ago

    They take your shoes? Not just the laces?

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    1 month ago

    Here's to you Luigi Mangione

    Rest forever here on our bones

    These last and final moments are yours

    Agony is your triumph

  • Bureaucrat
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    1 month ago

    Your grindr hookup tells you to just "make yourself at home" wyd?

    • Bureaucrat
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      1 month ago

      The volcel police currently have the grindr community at code red over Luigi

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      • Lemister [none/use name]
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        1 month ago

        Honestly that picture is like grindr/tinder gay thirst trap profile pic 101.

      • VOLCEL_POLICE [it/its]B
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        1 month ago

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        The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

        نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

        volcel-police

  • chickentendrils@lemmy.ml
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    1 month ago

    Dang. Probably shoulda buzzed them brows once out of the island. I look forward to his acquittal, but if that becomes common these guys will start getting smoked by hitmen...

    • AnExcellentSteelHorse [comrade/them, des/pair]
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      1 month ago

      That must be why they released this photo, to try and make him look bad. But you can't really see it that well and also at this point, everyone is already sympathetic to him so they are just going to make everyone more angry at them for not letting him use the fuckin bathroom.

      Edit: cops forget that the kind of brutal treatment that gives then such joy to inflict on others doesn't automatically translate to the average person. Sure chuds love the cruelty when it's directed at someone they don't like but they don't want to see it happen to someone they do like.