My two takes
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Standing school valedictorian, Luigi Mangione, pictured here in holding cell after being arrested on non-standing-school-related allegations
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You may not like it, but this is what peak male living space looks like
Biden regime's secret police holds an ethnic Italian under shaky evidence of connection to a rebellion against US oligarch.
I get them, because I also wouldn’t stop taking pictures of him 🙂↔️
This feels like a weird gmod screenshot but someone used an AI to make it "realistic"
It's the pose, the color of the shirt and the fact he's in a rectangular room with wall texture that is just more rectangles
It's a holding cell, don't worry, the cell you live in is much worse - It has a roommate!
"Italian libertarian falsely-accused for assassination imprisoned, 2024 colorized"
Dang. Probably shoulda buzzed them brows once out of the island. I look forward to his acquittal, but if that becomes common these guys will start getting smoked by hitmen...
This bureaucrat is getting a bit conspiracy brained
this bureaucrat is me
You can take a man out of the Ivy League but you can't take the Ivy League out of the man.
Here's to you Luigi Mangione
Rest forever here on our bones
These last and final moments are yours
Agony is your triumph
