The pizza is turning the friggin kids trans!

First they took down Luigi, now they’re accusing pizza of being gay, when will the anti hatred stop?

Community members quickly mobilized to keep the program running. A local resident, Steve Verhey, launched a fundraiser that has already exceeded $2,000—well over the city’s original allocation.

Well, at least they got somewhat of a happy ending.

If that pizza made the kids trans, it must've been damn good pizza.

I live in East Washington, I am not surprised at all. Culturally it is far closer to Idaho than the west side.

I'm leaving in 3 weeks. Thank fucking God.

America.

I had pizza for dinner last night. It’s true 😔

fucking Ellensburg. Shitass "city" whose only relevance is "once nearly got chosen for state capitol" fuck off losertown

It's about adrenochrome isn't it

How could a pizza turn kids trans?

The crust was made with spironolactone and the toppings included prempro

Oh well I suppose that would do it.

We need to send some Mario Bros out to deal with these goombas.

Good. More pizza