Today is a new day for my

I think it's Charmin. The roll of toilet paper was a gift from a friend. It's hard to explain.

Somewhere in there yeah

His range is limitless

Just open the seat and sit all the way in the water. No splashes, and you can just to a little twerk before you stand up.

Daily user. Life changing purchase. The away poop is now a sorrowful one

I think the problem is the lack of

or a very mild illness of the butt variety

I've been away from home visiting family so my diet has been inconsistent.

You know when you know you're about to be gone for three days, so you intentionally don't go to the grocery store and run out of everything, and then eat random bullshit just to get you through? Like that

Typically I really enjoy being meticulous about my diet. Vegetables and water make me feel good

yes

I'm absolutely stocked actually

It was bad