Bureaucrat to Slop. • 2 days agoPack it up, communism has been mathematically disprovenimagemessage-square115 fedilinkarrow-up1135file-text
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minus-squareBureaucrathexagonhexbear43·edit-22 days agoYou joke, but that's basically the argument Show link
minus-squarequarrk [he/him]hexbear2·18 hours agoSome people have learning disabilities. That is why we must have a slave class link
minus-squareRed_Renewal_Cosmonaut [she/her, comrade/them]hexbear38·2 days agoI hate these people so much link
minus-squareBureaucrathexagonhexbear24·2 days agoIf I could just get my hands on the gun from Hitchhikers Guide to The Galaxy the world would be so much more pleasant. link
minus-squareThermonuclearEgg [she/her, they/them]hexbear17·2 days agoUnfortunately, they're already in an alternate reality where they are the most important being to have ever lived and are thus immune to it link
minus-squareBureaucrathexagonhexbear15·edit-22 days agoYou're thinking of the torture chamber that Zaphod Beeplebrox gets put in. There's a gun that makes people see things from your point of view. link
minus-squareThermonuclearEgg [she/her, they/them]hexbear12·2 days agoYeah but it's not too much of a stretch to say the same logic might apply link
minus-squareTheLastHero [he/him]hexbear31·edit-22 days ago"You say I should wash my hands after I shit, but that only eliminates 99% of germs, so it's actually just as bad and also slavery." I think this person is still in fifth grade link
minus-squareSoyViking [he/him]hexbear21·2 days agoClaims to have disproven communism mathematically. Goes on to make the claim that all positive numbers are the same because they are all greater than zero. link
You joke, but that's basically the argument
Some people have learning disabilities. That is why we must have a slave class
I hate these people so much
If I could just get my hands on the gun from Hitchhikers Guide to The Galaxy the world would be so much more pleasant.
The Point-of-View MIRV
Unfortunately, they're already in an alternate reality where they are the most important being to have ever lived and are thus immune to it
You're thinking of the torture chamber that Zaphod Beeplebrox gets put in. There's a gun that makes people see things from your point of view.
Yeah but it's not too much of a stretch to say the same logic might apply
"You say I should wash my hands after I shit, but that only eliminates 99% of germs, so it's actually just as bad and also slavery."
I think this person is still in fifth grade
Claims to have disproven communism mathematically. Goes on to make the claim that all positive numbers are the same because they are all greater than zero.
"Yes, but have you considered outliers?"