Bureaucrat to Slop. • 1 month agoPack it up, communism has been mathematically disprovenimagemessage-square111 fedilinkarrow-up1137file-text
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minus-squareBureaucrathexagonhexbear43·edit-21 month agoYou joke, but that's basically the argument Show link
minus-squareRed_Renewal_Cosmonaut [she/her, comrade/them]hexbear39·1 month agoI hate these people so much link
minus-squareBureaucrathexagonhexbear24·1 month agoIf I could just get my hands on the gun from Hitchhikers Guide to The Galaxy the world would be so much more pleasant. link
minus-squareThermonuclearEgg [she/her, they/them]hexbear17·1 month agoUnfortunately, they're already in an alternate reality where they are the most important being to have ever lived and are thus immune to it link
minus-squareBureaucrathexagonhexbear15·edit-21 month agoYou're thinking of the torture chamber that Zaphod Beeplebrox gets put in. There's a gun that makes people see things from your point of view. link
minus-squareThermonuclearEgg [she/her, they/them]hexbear12·1 month agoYeah but it's not too much of a stretch to say the same logic might apply link
minus-squareTheLastHero [he/him]hexbear31·edit-21 month ago"You say I should wash my hands after I shit, but that only eliminates 99% of germs, so it's actually just as bad and also slavery." I think this person is still in fifth grade link
minus-squareSoyViking [he/him]hexbear21·1 month agoClaims to have disproven communism mathematically. Goes on to make the claim that all positive numbers are the same because they are all greater than zero. link
minus-squareroux [he/him, they/them]hexbear8·1 month ago"Yes, but have you considered outliers?" link
minus-squarequarrk [he/him]hexbear3·1 month agoSome people have learning disabilities. That is why we must have a slave class link
You joke, but that's basically the argument
I hate these people so much
If I could just get my hands on the gun from Hitchhikers Guide to The Galaxy the world would be so much more pleasant.
The Point-of-View MIRV
Unfortunately, they're already in an alternate reality where they are the most important being to have ever lived and are thus immune to it
You're thinking of the torture chamber that Zaphod Beeplebrox gets put in. There's a gun that makes people see things from your point of view.
Yeah but it's not too much of a stretch to say the same logic might apply
"You say I should wash my hands after I shit, but that only eliminates 99% of germs, so it's actually just as bad and also slavery."
I think this person is still in fifth grade
Claims to have disproven communism mathematically. Goes on to make the claim that all positive numbers are the same because they are all greater than zero.
"Yes, but have you considered outliers?"
Some people have learning disabilities. That is why we must have a slave class