https://hexbear.net/post/4115768

    • GrosMichel [none/use name]
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      1 month ago

      What does Reddit smell like? I imagine it smells like the plasticky inside of a Funko box.

    • Bureaucrat
      hexagon
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      1 month ago

      I can smell the axe body spray oozing off of them

  • Crucible [he/him, comrade/them]
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    1 month ago

    I love that this started as 'AOC isn't bad, actually' and they've had to shift their goalposts so many times that the only point they hold on to is that because some people can't learn to read no system is good. I've never had the joy of watching someone do the 'screaming 'I'm not owned' as I turn into a corn cob' tweet in real time

    • Bureaucrat
      hexagon
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      1 month ago

      They're still going lol, they just responded to us again

    • Bureaucrat
      hexagon
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      1 month ago

      You joke, but that's basically the argument

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        • Bureaucrat
          hexagon
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          1 month ago

          If I could just get my hands on the gun from Hitchhikers Guide to The Galaxy the world would be so much more pleasant.

          • ThermonuclearEgg [she/her, they/them]
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            1 month ago

            Unfortunately, they're already in an alternate reality where they are the most important being to have ever lived and are thus immune to it

            • Bureaucrat
              hexagon
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              1 month ago

              You're thinking of the torture chamber that Zaphod Beeplebrox gets put in. There's a gun that makes people see things from your point of view.

      • TheLastHero [he/him]
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        1 month ago

        "You say I should wash my hands after I shit, but that only eliminates 99% of germs, so it's actually just as bad and also slavery." smuglord

        I think this person is still in fifth grade

      • SoyViking [he/him]
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        1 month ago

        Claims to have disproven communism mathematically. Goes on to make the claim that all positive numbers are the same because they are all greater than zero.

      • quarrk [he/him]
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        1 month ago

        Some people have learning disabilities. That is why we must have a slave class

  • happybadger [he/him]
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    1 month ago

    They really have to explain what the fuck they mean by something so incomprehensible.

    • viva_la_juche [they/them, any]
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      1 month ago

      The other night I was hanging out with a friend and he had a buddy there with this energy that we all got into a political debate with. He was literally like this just throwing out nonsense really fast and reminding us he was an “honor student” or something lmao. Mind you everyone there was 28-34 so

    • Bureaucrat
      hexagon
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      1 month ago

      Oh don't worry they debunk so much!

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      • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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        1 month ago

        Have you ever heard of the mentally ill being absolute donkey brains? Checkmate tankie smuglord

      • SacredExcrement [any, comrade/them]
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        1 month ago

        Being so incredibly condescending but also being so incredibly wrong

        Do these types think they are better or more sophisticated for refraining from just using more vulgar language? It fundamentally accomplishes the same thing, but they always write in a nearly identical manner, like they've watched so much marvel slop that everything has to be a PG-rated quip

        • Bureaucrat
          hexagon
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          1 month ago

          They all think The West Wing is reality.

          • nandos_house_of_glues
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            1 month ago

            aaron sorkin and the incalculable damage done to the liberal psyche

      • happybadger [he/him]
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        1 month ago

        I think I understand less after reading their explanation. Jatone, get your sorry ass in here so I can put your brain in a jar and study it.

  • Infamousblt [any]
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    1 month ago

    Mathematically the concept of "people only have as much as they need" is actually impossible in a finite world. Mathematically the concept of "infinite growth" is possible in a finite world. The math I'm using was developed by a preschooler but you can't argue against it because I didn't tell you that.

  • Sodium_nitride@lemmygrad.ml
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    1 month ago

    As a person who literally did a systems theory course last semester, one of the things I learnt was that it is definitely possibly to predict and plan the growth of an economy with a reasonable amount of computing resources.

    Furthermore I unironcally have 0 clue as to what this guy could be referring to with "mathematical proof" that Communism leads to authoritarianism.

    I swear to God if you neglect your philosophical education the only thing you will get out of STEM is a fat wallet and a brain full of rubbish, good only at a narrow set of tasks.

    • Ram_The_Manparts [he/him]
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      1 month ago

      Furthermore I unironcally have 0 clue as to what this guy could be referring to with "mathematical proof" that Communism leads to authoritarianism.

      That's most likely because they just made it up on the spot lmao

    • Belly_Beanis [he/him]
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      1 month ago

      But the anti-authoritarians demand that the political state be abolished at one stroke, even before the social conditions that gave birth to it have been destroyed. They demand that the first act of the social revolution shall be the abolition of authority. Have these gentlemen ever seen a revolution? A revolution is certainly the most authoritarian thing there is; it is the act whereby one part of the population imposes its will upon the other part by means of rifles, bayonets and cannon — authoritarian means, if such there be at all; and if the victorious party does not want to have fought in vain, it must maintain this rule by means of the terror which its arms inspire in the reactionists. Would the Paris Commune have lasted a single day if it had not made use of this authority of the armed people against the bourgeois? Should we not, on the contrary, reproach it for not having used it freely enough?

      Therefore, either one of two things: either the anti-authoritarians don't know what they're talking about, in which case they are creating nothing but confusion; or they do know, and in that case they are betraying the movement of the proletariat. In either case they serve the reaction.

      --Fredrick Engels, 1874

      Full text here.

      The dumbass lib doesn't know what they're talking about. "Authoritarianism" is a nonsense concept. Especially when you consider the authoritarianism of capitalism. If anything, the authoritarianism of Marxist movements is a good thing. It's what allows them to destroy the servants of reaction. Neither the Bolsheviks nor the CPC would have made it very far if they were unwilling to suppress anti-communists.

      We've seen what happens when leftists insist on being "anti-authoritarian." Their movement is quickly infiltrated and subverted by reactionaries or they become liberal as they're unwilling to purge opportunists.

      The lib in this discussion is right that Marxism results in authoritarianism, but that's what's required for any revolution to be successful, regardless of the revolution's ideology.

  • miz [any, any]
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    1 month ago

    I need a place to put this comment for after this jagoff gets banned, so behold the smugness of a high-school-aged liberal inside a cozy bubble of "I've looked into communism, and it's bad".

    yeah i can see why facts are hard for you to grasp. but you know, I definitely trust the numbers from the USSR and China.... they havent been caught lying about their metrics at all..... oh and huh I guess they havent quite nixed it in the bud yet either... surprise. I also find it hilarious when you start digging into the numbers that detail in which the distinction between literate and illiterate between US and china is hilarious. they're measuring completely different things, the US is focusing of complex language analysis and china just publishes 'yeah they can read and write'. But lets do it anyway using china's metric.

    china is vastly superior with its 97% literacy vs the US's 95.8%. damn. communism is definitely the superior system. you got me. I'm totally convinced one system definitely isnt shit. I definitely can't think of any policies in china that would have potentially influenced this...... oh whats this? the US information has a breakdown on the illiterate group....

    4.2% of respondents who were unable to be assessed due to language barriers, cognitive disability, or physical disability.

    huh, go figure. exactly my assertion that you can't hit 100%.

    So remind me again what was your point? Dont get me wrong I admire some outcomes communist countries achieve just not at the cost. Just as I admire some things capitalist countries have achieved, just not at the cost. Essentially both systems are fundamentally flawed, both systems are capable of massive outputs at the expense absolutely abhorrent treatment of people just in different ways.

    And remember, I think both systems are shit. I've looked into both. found both wanting on purely human decency grounds. They both trend towards hierarchical societies that shit on an underclass. and yes, this by design. both systems are underpinned by an economic policies based on mathematical principles to achieve some particular set of goals. both are unstable. capitalism for its need to grow uncontrollably and lack of a strong guardrails towards positive feedback loops for individuals economic power, which leads to subversion by dictators. Communism because of its economic centralization is easily subverted and dismantled by dictators. One just takes longer depending on the starting point but both trend to the same end result.

    • BurgerPunk [he/him, comrade/them]
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      1 month ago

      And remember, I think both systems are shit.

      The ultimate smuglord move. But don't you see I think both are bad (despite only critiquing one), so obviously I'm enlightened and correct. Oh no, I don't have a system i think does work. Why if i did then I'd actually have to defend something rather than just play word games for hours.

    • TreadOnMe [none/use name]
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      1 month ago

      I highly doubt 95.8% of the U.S. is literate. Or at least literate past the point of 'oh I know how to spell 'car'".

      Case in point, what in the world does the One Child Policy have to do with literacy rates? Are they implying that it isn't possible to have high literacy rates in countries that have more children? That is an incredibly bold assumption and assertion, a real correlation doesn't mean causation basic statistical problem. Such a random offshoot that would get you docked points on any essay as to whether or not you even are literate in the topic you are discussing.

      Real high-school liberal shit.

        • HelluvaBottomCarter [comrade/them]
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          1 month ago

          you can't eliminate illiteracy. there is a little thing called genetic defects

          Would love to hear more about their thoughts on genetics and intelligence

          hitler-detector

        • TreadOnMe [none/use name]
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          1 month ago

          Christ, another assertion that has very little to do with the topic at hand.

          Also, 'debunked', I feel like I am on atheist/skeptic YouTube and Reddit again. Very much a walking tagline generator. It's always weird when the community has one on the line and just keeps playing with it, the degeneration is always wild.

    • Bureaucrat
      hexagon
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      1 month ago

      They have immense tagline potential

    • MayoPete [he/him, comrade/them]
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      1 month ago

      I love how our system fooled so many by having a figurehead election every 4 years. No one stops to think Mr. President is NOT the person calling the shots under Capitalism 🤔

      • miz [any, any]
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        1 month ago

        A democratic republic is the best possible political shell for capitalism, and, therefore, once capital has gained possession of this very best shell (through the Palchinskys, Chernovs, Tseretelis and Co.), it establishes its power so securely, so firmly, that no change of persons, institutions or parties in the bourgeois-democratic republic can shake it.

        from State and Revolution

  • PaX [comrade/them, they/them]
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    1 month ago

    Fuckk, this is good slop lol, I went in and spent a little time arguing with them

    Very interesting, I've never seen this from the (their words) "system dynamics, distributed systems, and its intersection with political theory" angle before. It just makes sense to me if you see a mathematician or logician last-sight doing it (tbh I feel like the reason a lot of math people aren't interested in philosophy of math is cuz a lot of their stuff has..... bad metaphysical implications. And the ones that are are usually very anti-communist lol at least in the imperial core) but a "systems theory" person? Wild, considering the history of systems theory in the imperial core is basically a project to rehabilitate dialectical thinking without the communism lol

    dear god thats literally a fucking seminar worth of work. plenty of people have already written about the mathematical weaknesses in both communism and capitalism I dont need to rehash it

    I asked who these people they're referring to are, I expect no answer lol but would be pleasantly surprised if they clarified even a little about wtf they're talking about

    • barrbaric [he/him]
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      1 month ago

      If I had to guess I'd have to say they're talking about the "Economic Calculation Problem" which says a planned economy is impossible because there are too many variables. There are a few of these nerds. Hakim made a video about it 3 years ago.

      • Sodium_nitride@lemmygrad.ml
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        1 month ago

        I love how the bourgeoise always have this "2 wolves inside you" thing going on (dialectics?)

        Their beloved ai models are like "fuck it, we're going to process billions of variables to make a single image of porn"

        but foe economic planning they go "uwu 100 million variables is too much for our smol bean data centers"

      • quarrk [he/him]
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        1 month ago

        It’s wild that people talk about ECP like it’s some highly theoretical string theory that we could never test empirically. The largest corporations today are managing production far larger in scale than entire countries back when Marx was writing, or even during the Bolshevik era. Amazon is proof of not merely the possibility, but the current ability to coordinate production of a national economy.

        Marx himself thought that the development of complex division of labor within private capital would produce the conditions for socialist production. This is obviously the case and it’s why capitalism undermines itself.

    • Bureaucrat
      hexagon
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      1 month ago

      I get big "15-year old who watches last-sight" energy from them.

  • frauddogg
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    19 days ago

    deleted by creator

    • Bureaucrat
      hexagon
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      1 month ago

      Hey now, this is the slop comm, gossip is that way

  • roux [he/him, they/them]
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    1 month ago

    Can we see the math on how finite resources == infinite profits? For example, use the United States that totally isn't an authoritarian police state, if we are gonna use the big bad scary words.

      • roux [he/him, they/them]
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        1 month ago

        I don't even have the energy to read all of that thread but still skimmed out of curiosity. Does that user even know what they are even arguing about?

        • Bureaucrat
          hexagon
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          1 month ago

          I think they find AOC hot and are mad we won't goon to her or objectify her

          • roux [he/him, they/them]
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            1 month ago

            Right? Never mind the fact that she's a class traitor getting in bed with the Dems.

      • JustSo [she/her, any]
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        1 month ago

        tfw you've been shamed online for claiming anarchism so have to cook up something fresh.