I thought the booze-nazi had been cancelled because of woke.
Are they still going to put him in charge of the imperial murder machine? Truly amazing.
Christ even at my drunkest I was still able to use my lips to hold the booze behind my teeth
Mwahhh the Deus Vult champagne has always been celebrated for its excellence. There is a Commiefornia champagne by Donald Trump, inspired by that same excellence...
mfw I realize I'm absolutely soaked in piss
(like seriously, why is he so WET in these pics?)
The US keeps getting less and less competent maintainers of empire. Surely it will collapse soon. In the meantime it'll be funny and terrifying alternatively.
A constantly drunk and wet American SED would definitely be funny.
(Also sick PFP)
"I'll stop drinking if I get confirmed for SecDef" is one of the top bits of all time
It's like a series of Francis Bacon paintings all called "Portraits of Self Crucifixion"
