• Magician [he/him, they/them]
    hexbear
    93
    10 months ago

    He was literally the one in power when Roe was overturned. It's like the US gives you two fantasy lands to live in and you're treated like the problem when you point out reality.

    • BlueMagaChud [any]
      hexbear
      46
      10 months ago

      true, the worst crime in this country is breaking kayfabe

    • Magician [he/him, they/them]
      hexbear
      42
      10 months ago

      He's going to bring back what he allowed to be taken away? It's not like he's going to get more powerful the older he gets.

    • SacredExcrement [any, comrade/them]
      hexbear
      14
      10 months ago

      Just because he was in power when Roe got overturned and has for almost all his life been against abortion except in the most extreme of cases, that doesn't mean he won't re-institute it

  • Infamousblt [any]
    hexbear
    89
    10 months ago

    You're bringing Roe back next term, Joe?

    Why not do it this term? Why are you holding women's bodies hostage for your election?

    • duderium [he/him]
      hexbear
      57
      edit-2
      10 months ago

      Because the president can’t actually do anything sweatie, why don’t you retake civics 101? Don’t you remember Biden’s famous 2020 campaign slogan: “I can’t do anything [except arm Ukrainian Nazis, attempt to start WW3 with Russia and China, sign oil drilling permits during climate apocalypse, undo all covid protections (except for the ones which protect me), and shrug as the right undoes Roe and Affirmative Action and god knows what else].”

    • @Fuckass
      hexbear
      18
      edit-2
      10 months ago

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  • culpritus [any]
    hexbear
    59
    10 months ago

    US politics is like a TV show where anything progressive gets undone by the end of every episode.

    porky-happy Oh no the proles might just win this time, just kidding.

    biden-point Nothing will fundamentally change.

  • GottiGoFast [none/use name]
    hexagon
    hexbear
    54
    10 months ago

    vote Vote you useless pieces of shit. Vote hard. Vote harder than you ever did in your entire life. Vote like how edgers cum.

    • buckykat [none/use name]
      hexbear
      23
      10 months ago

      Standing in the voting booth for six hours filling out the ballot but never actually voting.

  • Sickos [they/them, it/its]
    hexbear
    42
    10 months ago

    Wait, there's a debate already? No this is too soon. This is like Christmas shit showing up in a store in september

    • Adkml [he/him]
      hexbear
      47
      10 months ago

      There's a "debate" between 8 people who are polling at 15% combined.

      It's as relevant as if you asked the dining room of a random restaurant what they would do if they were president.

      There might be some entertainment in watching people refuse to criticize the person they're campaigning against but I'm not wasting hours of my life to watch republicans be hypocrites.

        • Adkml [he/him]
          hexbear
          34
          10 months ago

          Yea Trump I think is doing an interview with tucker at the same time and then turning himself in tomorrow to su k the wind out of any news from the debate lmao.

      • heartheartbreak [fae/faer]
        hexbear
        21
        10 months ago

        I'm 💯% convinced that every opposition candidate to trump including meatboy is a stooge to make him look better

  • btfod [he/him, comrade/them]
    hexbear
    35
    10 months ago

    love our vibes-based political economy. vibearchy. vibeocracy.

    I don't support the vibelicans, the vibeocrats are much more to my liking.

  • PolPotPie [he/him]
    hexbear
    35
    10 months ago

    joe means it. unfortunately, he misspoke. what joe means is he's bringing "sears roebuck"

  • Ram_The_Manparts [he/him]
    hexbear
    32
    10 months ago

    Reminder that Sleepy Joe is a self-described "devout catholic"

    Now remind me how catholics feel about abortion

    • @Fuckass
      hexbear
      23
      edit-2
      10 months ago

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      • @Fuckass
        hexbear
        15
        edit-2
        10 months ago

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        • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
          hexbear
          7
          edit-2
          10 months ago

          They'll support a local venue that hosts religious festivals and ceremonies, regardless of the leadership's position on a single hot-button topic.

          Its the same way that they support the venue when the institution opposes the death penalty or advocates in favor of open borders and refugee resettlement or debt forgiveness or civil rights for native peoples. I only fucking wish lay Catholics were fully on board with the stated mission of the Catholic Church. Hell, I wish the majority-Catholic SCOTUS was as doctrinaire as your average priest. The US would be a significantly better place.

          At this point, I'd take a Catholic Church overhaul of the Texas juvenille justice system on the grounds of lesser evil. At least the Catholics would install some new AC units and improve the food quality in the child-rape-centers the state is running.

          • buckykat [none/use name]
            hexbear
            3
            10 months ago

            Catholics installing new AC units so their priests can be comfy while they rape the kids

  • @Fuckass
    hexbear
    25
    edit-2
    10 months ago

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  • kristina [she/her]
    hexbear
    24
    10 months ago

    hes paying fox news to anger their base and come out against them? very special

  • duderium [he/him]
    hexbear
    23
    10 months ago

    Undermining Fox News by paying them shitloads of money to display ads that will win them exactly 0 votes. Bidenomics, baby.

  • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
    hexbear
    21
    10 months ago

    So, the plan is to hand FOX News a bunch of Democrat donor dollars in order to stir up anti-abortion sentiment among the Republican base, because... ???

    • @Fuckass
      hexbear
      19
      edit-2
      10 months ago

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      • Adkml [he/him]
        hexbear
        11
        10 months ago

        Don't forget giving money to the Lincoln project that literally used the money to fund political ads against their darling liberal candidates.

    • Adkml [he/him]
      hexbear
      13
      10 months ago

      No for real this time you gotta vote for em bro, seriously I know they've said this for every electiin for 2 decades and they didn't do anything multiple times when they had the opportunity and then it got repealed on their watch after they said you have to vote for them so it won't go away but I swear to God bro for real this time bro just vote for them one more time for sure.