lol

  • happybadger [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Finally they're going mask off. When I say "most progressive campaign of all time" people think I'm joking, but I'm not. Joe Biden is building a Maoist army in the Rockies. If the Democrats take the house and senate, Nancy Pelosi is going to do a cultural revolution. I'm prepared to do a long march to DC if it means achieving affordable healthcare and tax credits for middle class families who own investment properties.

    • kelptea [she/her]
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      4 years ago

      been hearing rumors that biden's old rival, corn pop, is gonna get the icepick treatment, you didn't hear it from me

    • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      I hear Biden is hell bent on replacing the presidents at Mt Rushmore with carvings of Marx, Engles, Lenin, Stalin, and Mao.

      • happybadger [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        Jebism is a rightist threat to the People's Republic of America that Joe is offering as his compromise with the left. If we embrace Marxism-Leninism-Maoism-Bidenism and vote, that's step 1 to combating the rightist threat.

  • cilantrofellow [any]
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    4 years ago

    Whatever juices are still running through that poster's withered vessels, put that right in my arm.

    FUCK why cant this be real.

    • WhatDoYouMeanPodcast [comrade/them]
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      4 years ago

      Imagine it is real and we've all been played for fools. He starts sending in battalions of US military outfitted in black/red camo into the suburbs and shit. Biden goes out of the white house and says "c'mon y'all! It's time for the meek to inherit the... you know... the thing."

      • kelptea [she/her]
        hexagon
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        4 years ago

        hmm might consider voting for him in 2024 if that happens

    • kelptea [she/her]
      hexagon
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      4 years ago

      seriously. at the highest levels of posting it's hard to distinguish a shitpost from sincerely held beliefs. but, the posting energy—if we could just harness the posting energy 🔬

    • kelptea [she/her]
      hexagon
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      4 years ago

      we're gonna need a copy of this plastered on every linkedin, boomer facebook meme page, etc, asap

    • happybadger [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      That's the compromise with the left. One of us got to be a graphic designer on the Biden campaign. If you don't vote for him, quite frankly you're a terrorist.

  • mazdak
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    1 year ago

    deleted by creator

  • invalidusernamelol [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    It's red because they wanted the logo to have the US flag colors you dipshits.

    (Not you guys, the weirdos who actually believe this)