Infinite money cheat:
cultivate an image of having frequent, powerful erections
foster a betting market on the quality and regularity of same
invest all of your assets in a short position on your boner stocks
finally decide to try antidepressants and some therapy
cash out, wild style
Sometimes I feel I have a grasp on how weird the bourgeois can get but somehow there's always people that push it further. Wtaf
What, you're acting like you've never bet on the erection time of a billionaire who uses his son as his own IV bag?
Longevity is going mainstream because someone placed a large bet on whether or not I could hold a sleeping boner for 2 hours.
I remember having a chat with someone about predictit in 2016 about it being a harbinger of the transformation of the absolute mundane into financial products and I felt like the things I was saying were a little wacky and presumptuous but now I see that I’m being proven right far beyond what I could have possibly imagined.
Just imagine the type of insider trading we will see in an environment where some small time congressperson places massive bets on something like “how many times will a politician in congress say hawk tuah in 2026”
This guy is going to develop the worst cancer ever due to the stress he's putting his body through with his weird treatments, then he'll claim it's actually a health boosting disease and just die.
i think i read somewhere on the gauntlet news that this dude's lungs got all fucked up by covid
This is kind of fucked. Not because I care about whatever his name is, but because he's probably one of the few people who happened to have their pre-covid and post-covid lung capacity statistics on hand. So imagine the amount of people walking around with fucked lungs that just don't know it.
Me killing my dick and shrinking it to a pebble must be the worst nightmare for this guy
