Mitch McConnell asserted Thursday that he is healthy after speculation swirled over what is wrong with the Senate majority leader's hands. 'Of course not,' he said when asked if he had health concerns.
I haven't been on vacation in about 10 years, but I'll spend the money once him and Kissinger are in the ground. Gotta piss on their graves before I die.
The Kissinger theory of mortality states that: the more evil you are, the longer you'll live. Therefore, this ghoul will live for at least 10 more years and Kissinger would outlive the heat death of the universe.
Fucking die already, god damn
I haven't been on vacation in about 10 years, but I'll spend the money once him and Kissinger are in the ground. Gotta piss on their graves before I die.
The Kissinger theory of mortality states that: the more evil you are, the longer you'll live. Therefore, this ghoul will live for at least 10 more years and Kissinger would outlive the heat death of the universe.
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Pete Seeger was 95 when he died. So being a folk musician also helps, but not any other kind of musician.
Good thing I'm young and armed