Oh god, hexbear, seriously, it's not been more than two weeks since the fatphobia struggle session... Seriously, is it that hard?
The fact that the soldier depicted isn't actually fat is pure comedy gold
I saw a "give me your best American jokes" thread the other day.
There were some real bangers.
A sampling:
"Okay. The American healthcare system."
"What's the quickest way to get out when you're lost in the desert? Just shout 'I FOUND OIL' at the sky and the US Army will find you soon"
"When I was going through puberty I used to joke that my face was so oily that the Americans would colonize it next."
"Sorry, I don't have any jokes. Please don't shoot."
"If USA is so good then why do we have USB?"
"English is such an easy language that even Americans know how to speak it."
"What's the difference between America and yogurt? After 100 years yogurt grows culture."
"If you speak 3 languages you are trilingual. If you speak 2 languages you are bilingual. If you speak 1 you are American."
"I bought you a house in Los Angeles last year. I wanted to tell you about it at the spring festival, but it was burned down."
And my personal favorite:
"Why do you eat like your healthcare is free?"
"English is such an easy language that even Americans know how to speak it."
"What's the difference between America and yogurt? After 100 years yogurt grows culture."
"If you speak 3 languages you are trilingual. If you speak 2 languages you are bilingual. If you speak 1 you are American."
oh ffuck, that's scathing goddamn
