• WhatDoYouMeanPodcast [comrade/them]
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    1 year ago

    I get this visceral disgust when people feel the need to maintain their heterosexuality like it's a coveted state of being. Like it has to be some accomplishment. Like any exploration of other sexualities or any cessation of desire has changed you as a person. You don't even have to like every girl if you don't want to, man. What a dumb game to play for no gain. When I play a dumb game for no gain, I get to do submission wrestling and it's a lot of fun. When you play a dumb game for no gain, you tell me that I'm touching sweaty dudes in BJJ.

    I hope this post is enshrined on my heterosexuality record and follows me to the pearly gates where I have to explain to Peter why I don't give a fuck about how straight I am.

      • AcidSmiley [she/her]
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        1 year ago

        tfw you want to be a gold star bisexual, but there's still genders you haven't slept with kitty-birthday-sad

        • Tastysnack
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          1 year ago

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    • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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      1 year ago

      Shouting "I have never sucked a dick! I haven't even touched one!" at anyone in earshot, while sweating profusely.

  • Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]
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    1 year ago

    Awesome pics, Mr. President. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.

  • Venus [she/her]
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    1 year ago

    As a very straight man, I must say, Trump is looking so fucking sexy I wish I could cuddle him hyperflush

  • Tachanka [comrade/them]
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    1 year ago

    my unblemished record of heterosexuality has people asking a lot of questions already answered by said unblemished record

      • ShranTheWaterPoloFan@startrek.website
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        1 year ago

        You going to prison soft?

        Gotta be hard and ready to go. I'm not locked in there with other guys, they are locked in there with my throbbing member. If you don't get treated for priapism you ain't nothing but a jamf.

  • ButtBidet [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    My personal record of heterosexuality is very checkered. I'm not getting into the straights hall of fame, sadly.

  • WittyProfileName2 [she/her]
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    1 year ago

    Someone needs to explain to him that you can compliment a bloke without it being sexual, 'cos man's no homo is asking a lot of questions answered by no homo.

  • Dolores [love/loves]
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    1 year ago

    it genuinely is surprising how well the mug turned out, mans really looked like melted shit recently