Cats are a plot created by capitalists to destroy the environment and divide the left. They betray their origins by constantly being greedy little shits.
Dogs were created by our an-prim comrades thousands of years ago to unite the left using their cuteness and friendliness. They also love to build communism by always striving to help their fellow man/dog.
When a cat and dog fight, they are engaging in dialectical class struggle, as described in the seminal Marxist work the 2001 movie 'Cats and Dogs'.
Also, Hitler was a dog person, whereas Lenin was a cat person. Lenin also always kept his cats' OpSec in mind, never disclosing any personal information about his cats to keep them safe from sectarian infighting. His cats' names remain unknown to this day, whereas everybody knows that Hitler's dogs where named Blondie, Muck and Kaitlyn Bennet With A Time Machine.
This is false propaganda, the SS 'dogs' you see in WW2 photos are actually large aggressive cats, genetically engineered by a select group within IG Farben for the Nazi regime. My research shows that as part of Paperclip a number of the scientists responsible were brought to the US and created a large cat identical in appearance to the noble German Shepard, based on previous work that produced Hitler's cat Blondie. These were then disseminated to police forces around the world.
Cats are a plot created by capitalists to destroy the environment and divide the left. They betray their origins by constantly being greedy little shits.
Dogs were created by our an-prim comrades thousands of years ago to unite the left using their cuteness and friendliness. They also love to build communism by always striving to help their fellow man/dog.
When a cat and dog fight, they are engaging in dialectical class struggle, as described in the seminal Marxist work the 2001 movie 'Cats and Dogs'.
Counterpoint: dogs happily worked with the SS, and they would do it again
Also, Hitler was a dog person, whereas Lenin was a cat person. Lenin also always kept his cats' OpSec in mind, never disclosing any personal information about his cats to keep them safe from sectarian infighting. His cats' names remain unknown to this day, whereas everybody knows that Hitler's dogs where named Blondie, Muck and Kaitlyn Bennet With A Time Machine.
This is false propaganda, the SS 'dogs' you see in WW2 photos are actually large aggressive cats, genetically engineered by a select group within IG Farben for the Nazi regime. My research shows that as part of Paperclip a number of the scientists responsible were brought to the US and created a large cat identical in appearance to the noble German Shepard, based on previous work that produced Hitler's cat Blondie. These were then disseminated to police forces around the world.
Don’t forget K9s and drug sniffing dogs. Dogs are fascists, and no I will not be taking questions at this time.
The first Cosmonaut was a dog you revisionist!
It appears I have been owned, publicly. The coolest way to be owned.