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    • DiscoPosting [none/use name]
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      de-encyclopedia [Medium: Success] — Guaranteed Rate Companies is a private residential mortgage company founded in Chicago in 2000. The company has acquired several other mortgage companies such as Manhattan Mortgage, Sun State Home Loans, and Nationwide Direct, which themselves had each acquired hundreds of smaller mortgage companies. In 2020, Guaranteed Rate was forced to pay a $15 million fine to the United States government for committing federal insurance fraud. The company reported having $73 billion in funded volume that same year.

      • john_browns_beard [he/him, comrade/them]
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        In 2020, Guaranteed Rate was forced to pay a $15 million fine to the United States government for committing federal insurance fraud. The company reported having $73 billion in funded volume that same year.

        yea

        This is the equivalent of being fined $20.55 after you fraud your way to $100,000

        • SuperZutsuki [they/them, any]
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          Or being fined $0.02 for stealing $100, which is closer to an amount that I can comprehend

          Instead, if a worker steals $100 out of the register, they go to jail and pay fines exceeding what was stolen

        • BelieveRevolt [he/him]
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          I don't know where the line came from, but it was something along the lines of ”If the punishment is a fine, then it's not illegal for rich people to do it”. Or rich corporations, but amerikkka already considers them people.

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        • DiscoPosting [none/use name]
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          de-drama — Our real life has always been the parody, madame! A nation born and bred from a farce, endlessly daring itself to delve deeper into the absurd. Certainly a mentality worth adopting!

    • Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]
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      Not to mention someone bringing a gun to a situation there has no need for there to be a gun in

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  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    I literally just pitched this as a gag

    What the fuck, I thought I would have more time before it got lathed into existence

    • emizeko [they/them]
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      I…worked on this story for a year…and…she just…she tweeted it out.

  • Awoo [she/her]
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    I'm sorry but if fat folds can hide a gun from metal detectors then those things are fucking useless.