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He looks 10000 times better than the average 79 year-old American lmao
His fat made him extremely buoyant
Nah, pretty sure that was due to his scheming asiatic skull.
I mean, how could science be racist? That would never happen. Like ever.
damn so the babysitter was fucking lying when she said tiddy wouldn't help you float
Why they always call it bathing??? He literally just vibin
like, does anyone have evidence of Mao bringing soap in the river Yangtze??? Seems like he's just swimming
My grandpap frequently went swimming in his 70s and actually told me about this picture and Mao when I was a kid.
But peepaw said he himself was in good health because of genes but Mao was in good health because of "communist Chinese secret super juice." (exact words)