• bruceleetroubles [none/use name]
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    4 years ago

    why didn't the eagles just pick us up in the beginning, then we could've dropped that nasty cheeto into mordor straight away?

  • Mardoniush [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    “Beware of the teachers of the law. They like to walk around in flowing robes and love to be greeted with respect in the marketplaces and have the most important seats in the synagogues and the places of honor at banquets. They devour widows’ houses and for a show make lengthy prayers. These men will be punished most severely.” - Jesus, Luke 20:46-47

    • GravenImage [none/use name]
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      4 years ago

      They devour widows’ houses

      https://www.reddit.com/r/socialism/comments/j3txru/farmers_arrest_the_sheriff_for_trying_to_evict_a/

  • My_name_is_christ [any]
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    4 years ago

    Fuck I just realized that his twitter is going to be full of this trash. Praising god and shit while he bombs school children overseas...

  • cum_drinker69 [any]
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    4 years ago

    We finally got another Catholic in the White House, let's gooooooooooooo

  • sappho [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    Wow, okay, bad memories. That's the hymn I used to sing to myself when I had panic attacks in secret. Really hope the next four years are not heavy on the religious references

  • FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Probably preaching to choir here, but I really hate all the calls for "unity" and "healing". It always implies that kinder, more tolerant, more rational folk stop trying to fix things and just put up with all the awful shit caused by the cancer of irrational hatred and greed. Sometimes healing and unity are mutually exclusive.

    Oh well, hopefully President Xi will make good on that 3rd line and give us the treatment we need...

  • cilantrofellow [any]
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    4 years ago

    May god protect our troops, because oh boy are they getting a workout come January!

  • Mike_Penis [any]
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    4 years ago

    i mean his son was a troob so not a surprise he worships them