Oh hang on, my $200 fresh direct delivery is here, I have to go tell the driver to hold his breath when he comes inside.
delivery drivers are leaving it at the door these days
but I could definitely imagine libs putting "don't breathe when you're at the front door" into the special requests area on the form
Really have to wonder why Democrats are increasingly seen as out of touch with the working class. That's as much money in one splurge as many families can afford to spend on food in an entire month.
Idk how much that other shit costs cuz I don't drink or eat meat and cheese, but in a coastal area that produces shellfish, that's only $15 or so dollars of seafood which isn't unreasonable to split with three or four people. Assuming $10 for butter and lemons and stuff and $20 for meat and cheese it might not be more than $15-20 bucks apiece total if they're drinking cheap wine.
'I wonder why we had such a hard time appealing to the working classes,' I ponder as I pour another glass from a $30 bottle of wine I bought for lunch. 'It must be because they're stupid racist dum dums.' I conclude as I carve into a loaf of artisan bread that cost as much as most people spend on a meal for a family of 4 and that I'll leave half of to go stale.
Yeah but also that's not really very expensive. It looks more expensive than it really is.
This is a person that was completely insulated from any adverse effects of a Trump presidency, or any presidency really.
Classic omni behavior. The only way to celebrate is to eat as many animals as possible.
They taste good though. Just watch out for paralytic and amnesic shellfish biotoxins.
Oh my goodness this is hilarious. Nevermind the ecological damage from farming them and the fact that they are filter feeders in polluted areas... idk I lived in a small town that was dependant on the shellfish industry
Do you do this when people make fun of "the cis" or "the straights"?
Not meant to be a call-out I know youre just screwing around.
Yeah ok but if you're talking about breast milk, weeell that's also the same for lots of vegetarians.
Omnivore = eating plant products and meat, doesn't it? It's not just synonymous with vegetarian I thought.
Edit: I'm wrong. Please punish me
I'll punish you. Although I'm not even sure you're wrong. I don't even understand the argument.
Haven't heard "the cis" specifically before, but that would be pretty funny.
Sounds like a post-apocalyptic faction.
I see 'fucking cishets' get used a lot (and use it myself occasionally, despite being a fucking cishet).
making regular food out to be bougie is such an American thing
If you live inland oysters are a class symbol and not just the food that's free when there isn't a red tide.
This doesn't look THAT expensive to be honest, i can see 2-3 people doing this for a celebration
On the other hand that celebration being Biden's election to the presidential office is peak lib
Is it just me or does that not look appetising at all.
Eh, won’t lie I like oysters.
Maybe that I grew up near the ocean, but I enjoy the feeling of those slimy salty bois sliding down my throat with some lemon juice and horse radish.
Maybe I’m just gross by I like olives, cheese, dried meats, pickles and salty seafood.
I have the diet of a Greek pirate and fart like one too.
I mean it probably tastes good but it just looks really "gray", I dunno how to say it? Probably just me living far away from the sea.
The more important question is why does reddit have such a hard on for charcuterie. I didn't even know that was a thing until I got on reddit. If u want to farm karma, just put up pictures of charcuterie and watch that karma go to the moon :darwin-backwards:
Honestly I could go for a meal like this rn.
Would split it more than two ways though.
Gonna be honest here, to me this looks like food for 4 people, but wine for 2.
Eh, the only really offensive thing is doing anything resembling celebrating for Biden imo.
I like to imagine this is just one person, and they’re eating it all by themselves in front of the TV.
HEY. IT'S CALLED INTERMITTENT-FASTING AND I'M VERY HAPPY
-sobs while eating 2000 calories in one sitting-
Look on the bright side, since roughly 1 in 10 oysters are 'bad', chances are the person making this will get food poisoning and have a really nasty case of the shits.
