Haha that was so weird if I were Kira I would never let Odo turn into a birdhouse inside me haha so strange haha who would want water gushing into you and then wriggling around as a seahorse haha :quark:
Odd has never, and will never have sex in his life
DS9 is revisionist propaganda, we know for certain that Odo was too much of a cop to have sex, ever
Deep Space 69 already exists and had 31 episodes from 2012-2015.
edit: I hadn't ever watched this show when I posted this, and now that I've seen a few episodes, it's shit don't watch it.
Actually this kinda pisses me off. They have more Star Wars references than Star Trek. This is crap.
There's already the episode where Denna Troi's mom shows up and makes everyone super horny with her horny alien pheromones and everyone almost ends up fucking each other. Just make an "alt-ending" for that episode and you're gold!
Every star trek show has one mandatory episodr where everyone gets horny and fucks each other. Thats why star trek is fundamentally reactionary and incompatible with the noble volcel lifestyle.
I Next Gen almost every main character has an episode about them being horny.
In DS9 everyone wants to fuck Dax, which is understandable because Dax is the hotting being in existence and any sane person would want to fuck her.
Volcel police take me away, I deserve it!
DS9, Garak and Bashir are banging, Bashir and O'Brien have at least cuddled, Keiko tried to hook up a threesome with Kira and Miles, Dax definitely fucked everyone at least once to see what it was like. Morn deployed his photon torpedo constantly. Even Odo and lady changeling experimented with kinky to them sex as solids.
Also I'm hornier for Kira but just by a margin. I think it's cause she's normal angery and the nose ridge but when she has moments of levity, cutest face scrunch smile ever.
Also I have the same birthday as Ezri's actress. Found this out in the weirdest way. Was looking up Todd Phillips when Joker was in theatres cause I knew he was the Hangover guy and wanted to see what else he'd done cause it was weird, saw we had the same birthday and then for no reason at all under the trivia section it said he and her share a birthday.
Garak and Bashir are banging
Sadly not canon
Keiko tried to hook up a threesome with Kira and Miles
Did she ever explicitly try and make that happen? I know she kept putting the three of them in situations where it seemed likely it would, guess she was trying to be subtle.
Also I’m hornier for Kira but just by a margin
Fair, but I won't lie I think Terry Farrell is a much better actress than Nana Visitor, thought that maybe because the writers kinda ran out of ideas for Kira after a while but kept doing shit with Dax so Farrell had more to work with.
Did OS? I don't recall that.
I do know Riker nearly destroyed the Enterprise with his horniness, demonstrating the importance of Volcel even in a near utopian society.
Maybe I was confusing the Naked Time with the much hornier TNG episode where the exact same thing happens
dick
He could be anything and this is what you choose to imagine him copulating with?
