When two people love each other, the nut dwarves, who reside in the balls pump a furnace full of coal, and the hot air makes it erect, providing an escape route for the dwarves when it feels right.
For me it's rare that motion alone will do it I need dirty talk or a hot scenario running in my head. If I don't have this then I get bored and disinterested.
this is just the horny megathread at this point, right?
how do penises work? honestly, I'm so confused. you'd think being born with one would help but it doesn't even a little.
you rub it and it feels nice
yea but I'm apparently bad at that??
i can't really help with that, i've never given someone else a handjob that hasn't very quickly turned into a blowjob lol
I learned how to jerk off via Wikipedia, start there I guess.
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use lube
When two people love each other, the nut dwarves, who reside in the balls pump a furnace full of coal, and the hot air makes it erect, providing an escape route for the dwarves when it feels right.
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Blood magic.
For me it's rare that motion alone will do it I need dirty talk or a hot scenario running in my head. If I don't have this then I get bored and disinterested.
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There's being hard, and there's being hard.
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