No minors (WhyEssEff GTFO)
Talk dirty to each other
Practice flirting with anonymous comrades
If only there was a dedicated community here to put such things....
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It is ultimately your decision what you want to do but still sometimes what we think can be our worse habits can be endearing to the right people. Whatever you choose to do I hope you find happiness.
Well this is definitive proof that I'm not a chaser and never will be.
this is just the horny megathread at this point, right?
how do penises work? honestly, I'm so confused. you'd think being born with one would help but it doesn't even a little.
i can't really help with that, i've never given someone else a handjob that hasn't very quickly turned into a blowjob lol
When two people love each other, the nut dwarves, who reside in the balls pump a furnace full of coal, and the hot air makes it erect, providing an escape route for the dwarves when it feels right.
For me it's rare that motion alone will do it I need dirty talk or a hot scenario running in my head. If I don't have this then I get bored and disinterested.
Ngl, this covid 30 has made me thicc as fuck but nobody is here to enjoy it 😭
Truly the greatest tragedy of the pandemic is that there's no one there to tap dat ass.
If the mods don't want these horny post on main then they need to hurry up and make up a new comm called horny gulag.
I agree. We need a horny gulag
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EWpW7RYVAAA5NIz?format=jpg&name=medium
Penises get all the attention, but the importance of a hefty sack cannot be understated.
Oh lawd, now that's a sight I wouldn't mind beholding. 😳
Are you me? My birthday was last month. Maybe the lack of sleep is getting to me.
I don't own any toys personally, but If I get with someone, I might like to get on of those wearable Bad Dragon sheath things and pretend I have an exotic magical penis.
Ye, they're called "wereables". You slide your cock in em'.
responding to this is giving me permission to tell you about my 37 bad dragon dildos
I consent
Feeling sad after the primaries. Could you... comfort me? :comfy: :soviet-bashful:
I got social skills and a phat ass, and I'm all out of social skills 😎
seriously tho, I am completely unable to approach anyone, boy or girl, with an intention to flirt, even if I like them a lot hhhhhhhhhhhhh-
Are you the bourgeoisie? Because I’d like to seize your means of reproduction
I've never been good at this, but...
I am flirty years old, I like giving rubs and I will gladly share all of my toys and esoterica with you
flirty years old
That 's adorable af. And how generous of you to offer to share your toys, might have found the one true leftist.
