Think black rifle, but completely mask off. Point out that black rifle and other fascist coffee roasters are using 100% Arabica coffee beans. That just won't do for good Americans. I want to offer them an alternative, at a premium of course. 100% Robusta premium coffee. I'll charge 10% more than other leading fash lifestyle coffee brands for coffee that you can buy for nearly half the price wholesale.

Because it's shit, and they deserve shit.

  • Poutine_And_Politics [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    These are the motherfuckers who would pop a fucking aneurysm if an LGBTQ person did absolutely nothing but wear a small pride flag pin, shouting until they're spraying spit everywhere about how that pin is WaViNg ThE gAy in their face.

    Meanwhile their entire brand is "WOO GUNS BEER BOOBS AMERICA IS ONLY PLACE WITH FREEDOM LOUD NOISES"