Think black rifle, but completely mask off. Point out that black rifle and other fascist coffee roasters are using 100% Arabica coffee beans. That just won't do for good Americans. I want to offer them an alternative, at a premium of course. 100% Robusta premium coffee. I'll charge 10% more than other leading fash lifestyle coffee brands for coffee that you can buy for nearly half the price wholesale.

Because it's shit, and they deserve shit.

  • axont [she/her, comrade/them]
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    4 years ago

    You know I've actually been getting advertising for a troop oriented tea brand recently and it reminds me of this idea. So you're possibly on the right track. They have ads saying like "Ghenghis Khan conquered all of Asia. He also drank tea." to assuage some kind of fragile masculinity about...drinking tea? I didn't realize that was feminine. Anyway, it's this thing:

    https://www.rakkasantea.com/pages/about

    This line in particular is horrifying: "RTC imports solely from carefully selected estates in post-conflict countries as a way to promote peace and economic growth." Oh cool, exploiting farmers who got roped into some CIA directed money laundering scheme in places the US just bombed. Delicious tea.