Think black rifle, but completely mask off. Point out that black rifle and other fascist coffee roasters are using 100% Arabica coffee beans. That just won't do for good Americans. I want to offer them an alternative, at a premium of course. 100% Robusta premium coffee. I'll charge 10% more than other leading fash lifestyle coffee brands for coffee that you can buy for nearly half the price wholesale.

Because it's shit, and they deserve shit.

  • science_pope [any]
    ·
    4 years ago

    People pay top dollar for that civet feces coffee, maybe you could do something similar by feeding the raw coffee berries to hogs before recovering and roasting them. Pig Poop Brews.

    • WeedReference420 [he/him, they/them]
      ·
      4 years ago

      There probably would be a market for coffee beans that were passed through the digestive system of a real Tier 1 operator because weird chuds worship them.