Think black rifle, but completely mask off. Point out that black rifle and other fascist coffee roasters are using 100% Arabica coffee beans. That just won't do for good Americans. I want to offer them an alternative, at a premium of course. 100% Robusta premium coffee. I'll charge 10% more than other leading fash lifestyle coffee brands for coffee that you can buy for nearly half the price wholesale.
Because it's shit, and they deserve shit.
Fascists thinking Muslims react to pork like vampires react to holy water was always the funniest shit.
Chuds in the UK would leave unopened packs of bacon outside Mosques which often resulted in it getting instantly picked up and donated to homeless shelters by the Imam lmao