Straight facts

HarryLime [any] · 4 years ago

Straight facts

HamManBad [he/him] · 4 years ago

Abe Lincoln?

No, A Blinkin!

If Trump's term was a David Lynch surrealist tv show, Biden's is looking like a Mel Brooks movie

MoccaFixGOLD [he/him,comrade/them] · edit-2 2 years ago

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emizeko [they/them] · edit-2 4 years ago

he has KIDS?!!? omg, how relatable

fucking ghouls

Sphere [he/him, they/them] · 4 years ago

Besides the obvious question of how the fuck this is at all relevant, is there any reason to think he'll actually be taking care of them rather than leaving it entirely up to his wife?

Threwnaway [he/him] · 4 years ago

Donald Trump is a working dad with a school age child

SoyViking [he/him] · 4 years ago

sir hes a dang cheeto sir

acedia [she/her] · edit-2 3 years ago

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TillieNeuen [she/her] · 4 years ago

Reads the tweet: "What??" Realizes who wrote it: "Oh."

DrBenway [he/him] · edit-2 4 years ago

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Civility [none/use name] · 4 years ago

🥰

invo_rt [he/him] · edit-2 3 years ago

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Eldungeon [none/use name] · 4 years ago

A. Blinken from Robin hood, men in tights is all my mind

MarxistHedonism [she/her] · 4 years ago

Did you just say Abe Lincoln?

Mardoniush [she/her] · 4 years ago

Him furiously attacking a wooden pole is going to be the defining metaphor for this administration.

poppy_apocalypse [he/him, any] · 4 years ago

This new dad's gig starts at $200k, very fucking relatable for some poor bastard in his twenties

Buntschuh [none/use name] · edit-2 4 years ago

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WhyEssEff [she/her] · edit-2 4 years ago

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