Clothes are stupid. Everyone should be naked.
Counterpoints:
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My body is better not seen
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No clothes will literally kill you if you stay outside for any extended period of time where I live in the next few months
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"Under no pretext should gowns and petticoats be surrendered; any attempt to disrobe the workers must be frustrated, by force if necessary."- Jenny Marx, Founder of the People's Volcel Commissariat.
Make an igloo to go be naked in. Start a naked igloo club.
Unless you’re white, then basketball shorts are climate-independent
Reporting reason: I am in this picture and I don't like it.
White culture is synchronising the day you all start to wear jackets even if its 30°c outside, and wearing shorts and going to the beach because its summer even if the water is frozen solid.
Its currently snowing, im in basket ball shorts....only half white though
Antithesis: Clothes for everyone
Synthesis: Clothes for everyone, but they're see-through
I will accept face masks and gloves in the naked club.
Yes, but they have to be the ones with the anime mouths on them.
I used to be naked most of the time in my house. Family didn't care to much because I would only be like this at night when everyone was asleep. They would almost catch me but I hid boxers through out the house that I could put on if I heard someone coming.
Now I can't do this since I have nephews living with me and they look for any excuse to hang out with me. I been clothed at night for two months and miss the excitement of sneaking and wearing just an apron when cooking with oil at night.
Disgusting. Brace Belden was right, mandatory gray Mao suits
Ooof. I burn myself at work often enough WITH clothes on. I don't wanna think about the places fryer oil could splash if I was naked....
This reminds me of a highschool/college challenge dudebros would do, frying bacon shirtless. The person that could fry the most bacon shirtless won. Yes it was really stupid, and yes I did participate. It seemed fun okay :'(
honestly a party with ritual pain and bacon doesn't sound like the worst party. throw in some hot bro on bro sex and I think you've got a winner.
Got to say no homo afterwards, otherwise the bros would freak out.
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This is another bad joke, pls don't take it seriously lol
