Maybe put a little american flag on the vial
Have commercials and Fox News screaming "Radical liberal extremists don't want you to be cured from the virus! Take these to defeat liberals!" Have Trump on TV take the vaccine, talking about how tremendous it is, and how he helped create the vaccine when democrats didn't want to (even though his followers didn't believe in the virus in the first place).
Chuds can pick sports affiliations, receive a vaccine with a little logo on it, and the highest vaccinated team gets a point on their next sportsball game
ONLY if they stand for the American anthem, like true American patriots.
Replace Alex Jones with a double, make him shill the vaccine as his new all-meat giga supplement that will not only turn you into a strong alpha chud, but also protects against 5G, 6G, 7G and antifa's mass bimbofication scheme.
Fuck it, just have Alex Jones shill some anti-covid toothpaste but actually put the vaccine in that.
Flood the market with the Chinese version of the vaccine and then promote the rumor that the USA one is better. Chuds will line up to get the American one
What is the consensus right now? I red roughly 50% of the population has to be vaccinated to have the virus under control. Does this mean that hospitals will be able to serve the rest? Does it mean nobody will get infected then? If, let's say 80% is vaccinated, would the 20% be safe or would they just die out over time? Should I want every chud to be vaccinated?
It depends on how contagious the disease is. I think the CDC estimate for COVID is at least 70% for herd immunity?
It doesn't mean it'll go away completely because there will probably be strains that the vaccine won't cover, but there won't be another epidemic because enough people are protected that it'll die out over time.
We should want every chud vaccinated.
Maybe have a semper fi american hero say "thank you for your service" as the plunger gets depressed on the vaccine, and then he puts an american flag sticker on your chest on the way out
I was listening to a psychology podcast about how to get people to take the vaccine and you’re not far off. Basically market it differently to different groups. Conservatives tend to have lower threshold for things that gross them out, so remind them that germs are bad and vaccines are hygienic. Also don’t underestimate the power of military/cops getting their vaccines on FB Live or whatever. Saturate their feeds with “heroes” who get the poke and they will want it too.
That's what I wanted to write. Just vaccinate the troops and make a ginormous show out of it.
Run ads talking about how the vaccine is a glorious victory against China.
Proof of vaccination mandatory for admission into Disney
My mom's antivaxx and thinks covid is overblown to make trump look bad so idk if I'll be allowed to get it :/
A lot of states have passed laws that people under 18 can get vaccinated without parents permission now. You might see if you're in one.
I'm over 18 I'm just afraid of them lashing out at me. The last time my mom wouldn't talk me to and every time we were in the car together she'd drive really erratically because she knows it scares me
Sorry to hear that. That sounds awful. Maybe there's a way you could get it and just not tell them? Either way don't stress about it too much. If you feel like it's too dangerous or that you're safety's at risk there will be plenty of people covering for you I'm sure.
I think I'm gonna see how my dad feels about if and if he doesn't care and won't tell her I'll get it
Thank you comrade
Of course. Good luck. If there's anything I learned as a teen it's lying to my parents. Hahaha. Glad I can pass it on. :heart-sickle:
Not my idea, but heard it the other day and thought it was a good one:
Have a second round of stimulus checks, but to get the stimulus, you have to recieve the vaccine. The chuds would show up wearing wigs and fake mustaches, lol.
