Guys, my wage slave “everybody clapped and Einstein was there too” moment finally happened. My fat fuck manager (he isn’t a fat fuck because he’s actually fat, he’s a fat fuck cause he’s a manager) “joked” about deducting half an hour’s pay just cause I lifted some soup and bread (which is $6+ to customers) from the drive thru when I clocked out even tho it’s literally the quickest substantial meal we can make at the store. Here’s how it went:
FFM: Haha you’re stealing that bowl of soup and bread I see, you gonna pay for that?
Me: I left my wallet at home, Mybad. [proceeds to make food anyway]
FFM: If you don’t pay for that, then I think that I’ll just have to take it outta your check, maybe take an half an hour?
Me, verbatim: I’ll unionize this bitch right now..
FFM, pretending to not hear: Haha... what was that?
Me: [repeats]
FFM: But, you can’t get away with stealing! It’s against policy!
Me: So I’m stealing by taking excess inventory? All the soufflés and bagels I throw away every morning would cause me to get wrote up if I ate some of those too?
FFM: So your telling me that you’ve eaten out of the dumpster?
Me: [gets bored with the convo and take the soup anyways]
Big shout out to my female coworker who tried to cover for me by saying that I was basically joking or some shit, I really wasn’t, but I appreciate it. For reference, I don’t expect to work a 6-8 hour shift and go home hungry. Idk maybe I’m just an entitled 20- something slacker fuck up and I should be grateful for living in a state with enlightened “right to work” laws
Guys, my wage slave “everybody clapped and Einstein was there too” moment finally happened. My fat fuck manager (he isn’t a fat fuck because he’s actually fat, he’s a fat fuck cause he’s a manager) “joked” about deducting half an hour’s pay just cause I lifted some soup and bread (which is $6+ to customers) from the drive thru when I clocked out even tho it’s literally the quickest substantial meal we can make at the store. Here’s how it went:
FFM: Haha you’re stealing that bowl of soup and bread I see, you gonna pay for that?
Me: I left my wallet at home, Mybad. [proceeds to make food anyway]
FFM: If you don’t pay for that, then I think that I’ll just have to take it outta your check, maybe take an half an hour?
Me, verbatim: I’ll unionize this bitch right now..
FFM, pretending to not hear: Haha... what was that?
Me: [repeats]
FFM: But, you can’t get away with stealing! It’s against policy!
Me: So I’m stealing by taking excess inventory? All the soufflés and bagels I throw away every morning would cause me to get wrote up if I ate some of those too?
FFM: So your telling me that you’ve eaten out of the dumpster?
Me: [gets bored with the convo and take the soup anyways]
Big shout out to my female coworker who tried to cover for me by saying that I was basically joking or some shit, I really wasn’t, but I appreciate it. For reference, I don’t expect to work a 6-8 hour shift and go home hungry. Idk maybe I’m just an entitled 20- something slacker fuck up and I should be grateful for living in a state with enlightened “right to work” laws
:sankara-salute: