I’m not owned I’m not owned I’m not owned

  • eiknat [she/her,ey/em]
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    4 years ago

    did you puke? some people puke.

    it starts the experience over again :agony-turbo:

    • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      God I can't imagine that pain going up into my nose, I'm so glad I got a strong stomach

      • eiknat [she/her,ey/em]
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        4 years ago

        my sinuses have never been more clear in my life. it was the first time i ever ate a hot pepper. i can't remember how old i was but i was REALLY young and my dad had left peppers he had grown out to dry. one of my earliest memories.

        looked tasty, was not tasty. would be tasty now tho.

        • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]
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          4 years ago

          Please tell me I'm reading this wrong, because it sounds like your first pepper was a reaper?

          • eiknat [she/her,ey/em]
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            4 years ago

            nah, they didn't exist back then. not sure what it was, but might as well have been a reaper since i was a kid lol

  • Puggo [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    I went to this chili festival once and they brought people on stage to eat as many Carolina reapers as they could. Once they were done, they started tossing 'em out to the audience in case anyone wanted to eat them. Being curious enough, I caught one and squished it in my hand without thinking. I froze for a few seconds as juice dripped down my hand as I thought, "Oh fuck." Needless to say that burn didn't go away for a full day and it fucking sucked.

      • Puggo [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        Nah, it burnt in the sense that spicy foods burn your mouth. Except it left a dull, burning sensation on my hand and everywhere else on my body that I touched.

    • sexywheat [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      4 years ago

      No but my body went into shock, my hands went numb, and I’ve been totally debilitated for the last hour

    • sexywheat [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      4 years ago

      I can now but for the first half an hour it was just unbridled pain now my stomachs feels like it’s just one giant ulcer

  • SerLava [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    PSA: Drink a tiny bit of milk to soothe your throat. Don't fucking drink the rest of the milk. Spit it out. You're gonna get sick drinking a gallon of milk just to wash your mouth out. You will feel much better having spit out a gallon of milk than having fucking drank it.

  • GottaJiBooUrns [they/them]
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    4 years ago

    I've never had a desire to eat one of these, and this thread is only reaffirming that desire.

    What was your previous pepper record before you ate this one?