I like these kinds of threads just not when reddit is answering them

Damn, u mfs living wild lives. Mine is boring af compared. Thanks for the cool stories to read on my break

  • Electrickoolaide32 [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    My mom worked for this guy who had a bunch of land somewhere out in the country. He invited everyone over for like a bbq. Guy was loaded and had like multiple golf carts on his land with driving paths. I brought a friend with me.

    I look back on this now and along with some other crazy shit this dude did, but it should have been more apparent but I think this “friend” of my mine tried to kill me in one of the golf carts. Basically we were bombing around in this thing being shit heads, doing donuts all that. Throughout the whole thing he became more “annoyed” with me for no real reason. We both were going full speed and I told him to slow down, he then yanked the wheel hard left and just flipped this thing with my face and arms just driven into the ground. It fucking hurt, i was cut up and my arm barely could move and my knee just felt busted.

    This kid was laughing and tried kicking me as I was picking myself up off the ground. Golf cart all fucked up, I was like “what the fuck dude this guy is going to fire my mom over this shit and I’m fucked up”.

    Somehow we got the cart flipped over and restarted and I drove. Got it back to garage and parked it all the way up front so it didn’t stick out as it was all scraped the fuck up. Just went back to the bbq and I couldn’t shake this psycho the rest of the day.

    I can’t remember much more about that incident to be honest, we made it back and then the thing was ending and we left shortly after that.

    I wish it could say it ended there but I was friends with that guy for years after that, he tried something like a year and a half later and tried to strangle me and I beat his ass with an old AT&T telephone i had.

    He did treat others like shit and caught a terrible beating for it. He dropped out of high school like a 1.5 years later and at that point I was distancing myself pretty far from him.

    Anyways, I’m cool now, I honestly only think about all that shit maybe once or twice a year and I have had a lot other things hurt me that I worry about mad

    I have no clue what happened to that guy. He is still around I think but I have no clue really. In retrospect tho, I consider me and anyone else that survived being around that guy to be some of the craziest shit I’ve ever had to deal with.

    • Maldandlonely [he/him,comrade/them]
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      4 years ago

      Reflecting on people you knew and wondering, were they a straight up psychopath? is definitely an unsettling experience. Weird that you mentioned strangling in particular. I had an ex that randomly started grabbing at my neck and trying to strangle me while we were just chillin on the couch. This wasnt some kind of roughhousing that we did sometimes and made sense it was just very out of left. No fighting, no trigger at all, and she wasn't angry. She was actually laughing her creepy head off and kept trying to do it. Another time I did get into a little argument with her in her car. I decided to get out and go back to her place for my stuff because we weren't very far yet. When I got there she'd beaten me there. I said Im just looking for my phone and then I'm gonna leave. When I couldnt find it, I picked up her phone to call mine and goes NO! DON'T! So i did, and my phone rang from way up on top of her desk/ cabinetry thing. Fucking weird. And then other moments I just cant even explain. Ive often wondered what her path of destruction has been like.

      • Electrickoolaide32 [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        A very unsettling experience, and another friend of mine pointed that out to me after the strangling, like a “hey didnt he like wreck a fucking golf cart with you in a few years ago? “ and we both came to the realization that he’s like tried to kill me a few times. It was and still gives me a deep chill.

        To the point about the strangling, it was over a game of trivial pursuit and it was another instance where I was like “you’re wrong” and then i got the right answer. He was also grinning and laughing while he tried head locking me. I grabbed the phone next me and beat him in the head with it until he let go and then i just gave him a good phone bomb and threw the whole thing at him. Told him to get the fuck out and then threw his ass out.

        That is bizarre about the phone though, I had a friend who’s ex would hide his shit all the time to keep him around. It was fucking strange

    • BillyMays [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      This but it was my father and he didn’t kick me when I was down, but did throw me out of a golf cart and then just kept driving looking for his ball acting like he didn’t notice I wasn’t there anymore.

        • BillyMays [he/him]
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          4 years ago

          Yeah he’s a megalomaniac and out of my life. Thankful everyday I’ll never have to speak to that piece of shit again.