I will literally use voter suppression and 5 gorillian vote bots to ensure that steve is victorious - now and forever. Long live steve.
vote main, just because it’s funny to have all this drama just to amount to literally no change whatsoever
mods accidentally recreate the US electoral system :agony-yehaw:
Folks, you gotta back the winning horse!
reminded me of this post about Schelling points: https://www.reddit.com/r/gameofthrones/comments/1frm88/no_spoilers_the_sellsword_riddle
No, vote for c/steve because it’s painfully unfunny and we can’t have nice things
OAS :guaido: had Declared the last election illegitimate so the mods had to start a new one, We must :vote: Main and reject the Revisionism that is c/traphouse
im not sure about slop, but i really dont like traphouse, mods changing main to it without asking was a Very Khrushchevite moment :corn-man-khrush:
there was an image i think i saw in either ML twitter or genzedong that was Khrushchev holding a corn Khrushchev, maybe you could make that your flair
khorne demands khornschev for the khornthrone
:blob-stabby:
I plan on bringing the boot directly onto the face of the fans of Will Menaker.
it better be. otherwise im gonna get bored and y'all get stuck with !traphouse
Just wait, we have the url name change right after this. We might actually vote for a change on that one.
i was thinking "oh that's ok i dont have anything to do with that" but then i remembered ill have to change every single current URL in the db which is a lot of tables :agony-consuming:
I’m sorry comrade. Thank you for your sacrifice! :sankara-salute: hopefully eventually we can start paying you.
i would very much rather we pay a comrade who needs a job rather than me _
That’s super kind. You seem like an overall awesome person. Really grateful to have you!
Don't forget to add the verbose flag so you get that 1000mph terminal zoom
nah it's just pgadmin (may it rot in hell) so i just get a changed row count back.
Hey, predictably main is winning now that there's a voting method that makes sense lol
May just be because people are fuckimg tired of this shit lol
lmao we're going to have a new vote with a new voting system every day
every month we rename main to the next thing on the ballot in descending order of votes. so december it's main, january it's home, february it's slop, march it's steve, and then for the rest of the year it's the other 9 painfully unfunny things that were on the ballot
After
homemain wins can we have another poll to changeit to something elsethe URL next month?SlopChat in the navbar could be hilarious if it gets there before voting ends. This improves voter turnout I guarantee it.
After all this, the final round of these elections must entail going into VRchat and doing an Iowa-style caucus in a virtual high school gym
"Chapo Chat, you have shocked the nation!"
c/main becomes c/mayorpete
Have votes for every struggle session and whichever opinion gets the most votes is the correct one
If you nerds just vote main back in, I swear to god
Broke: distinct components of the site are clearly and distinctly titled
Woke: user homepage and the main community are both named home to own the UX nerds
Bespoke: every community is renamed c/home to own everybody
every user at home.chat gets their own !home
welcome home!
:capybara-theorist:
MY COUNTRY YEARNS FOR FREEDOM. PRESIDENT SPEZ, PLEASE LIBERATE MY CHAPO CHAT.
make a c/steve anyways, and constantly pin posts from it to the user feed
be the c/steve you want to see in the comms bb, you can do it
I will mod c/steve if it’s just a second channel that every post shows up on
