Inshallah
people predict silly things like podcast, optimistic things like new socialist party
it's actually armed insurrection, Jezza has secured funding from Xi himself
meet round the back of your local tesco for your literature and AK
The rumors about him being a trotskyist are true. He's announcing the world revolution tomorrow.
But this time, he's got communist sleeper agents in place in the highest tiers of every single government in the world. The worldwide revolution will be over in moments.
My fave when Don Jr was a Soviet sleeper this whole time and Jezza figured out his activation codes.
he's going to reveal that he just trapped Kier and Boris in one of those traps from saw
Is a damn shame they weren't able to form a government. Next election hopefully, Ireland is the only hope for Europe to be cool.
Our procedures involve something a bit more advanced than mere toddler's blood :cyber-lenin:
"I am announcing a new jam...
...to celebrate the start of the People's Socialist Party of the United Kingdom"
If it doesn't have an armed wing then it's just another dead end
Well to be fair it's the UK. What will they use, butterknives?
Pretty sure you have to be an inbred aristocrat to get one of those.
the criteria to get a gun is just to have a family tree that looks like a ladder
Rumour is that it's going to be this: https://twitter.com/corbyn_project
So, not a new party I'm afraid. Something to begin building a grass roots socialist movement though.
EDIT: There's also this event of the same name scheduled for January
2020 has been a stark demonstration of the injustices we face
It's talking about it in the past tense. The date of the event is in the sidebar: Sun, 17 January 2021
Ah I was looking at the graphic which says 17 January 2020 they must've just gotten it wrong
Remember we live in a cursed timeline — In all likelihood he's cashing out and leaving parliament to start a consultancy firm for wealthy clients who wants access to the inner echelons of Labour and the trade unions.
