Savour this moment, its the only one you'll get.
got my hopes up with the title, thought this was gonna be a real senator
:crab-party: Dumbass dead lol
:deeper-sadness: No other ghoul will die from this
All the anti-mask, COVID denying/ignoring Repubs are congregating around the Jim Jones kool aid stand taking small sips to prove their fealty to the baying woofing hollering petit bourgeoisie settler masses. Imagine a decrepit Chuck Grassley taking a mouthful and spraying out onto a group of MAGA zealots in the front row, screaming like Grateful Dead groupies as they stomp on the bodies of their collapsed peers.
honestly my disappointment is that the antimaskers weren't radical enough. I wish they'd do public spit-sharing events or something like that.
got exicited since i thought he was a federal senator but nonetheless lmao