giving her the benefit of the doubt I had responded to "since you're jewish what do you know about the jewish mafia?" with an explanation of the Purple Gang and Meyer Lansky and the absorption of the mafia into the national security state, and she comes back at me with that.
This came after two days of me explaining historical materialism to her. I think there's a lesson to be learned here about white people
Protips for making more convincing looking Hebrew text
All of those letters that dip below the base line only go at the left end of words. This one too ם , the only one of its kind that doesn't do the dip, it's a meme.
Most words are 3 to 6 letters long, it's quite rare for them to have more than 8. For example, even the name Jehoshaphat is 6 letters in Hebrew (Y-h-u-sh-f-t)
The ה is slightly overrepresented at the beginnings and ends of words. Heh, don't ask me why.
Double letters are very rare.
For some of the longer words, you bet ב will often look good at the right end.
I guess א to pull more of these out. It's נ where I am after all.
I'll be צ if you don't get them. Please don't ח me for posting this. If it makes you כ too much or break out in a ר , you can always go to the ב for advice. I won't פ the bill, though.
Did you already have this written out beforehand, and were just waiting for someone to acknowledge the first pun?
No, as soon as I got your validation I decided to run with it. It just happened to be noon so I added that in.
yeah this is two copies of the hebrew alphabet and some emoji sorted randomly. i think the original "curse of ra" meme is just random hieroglyphs