giving her the benefit of the doubt I had responded to "since you're jewish what do you know about the jewish mafia?" with an explanation of the Purple Gang and Meyer Lansky and the absorption of the mafia into the national security state, and she comes back at me with that.

This came after two days of me explaining historical materialism to her. I think there's a lesson to be learned here about white people

  • FourteenEyes [he/him]
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    10 months ago

    Tell them they know too much and start spamming Hebrew characters

    • macerated_baby_presidents [he/him]
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      10 months ago

      CURSE OF RA טםכףעער🥯פחםצךאב✡️דץןלפמל🕍קכ🕎ת🫓נאמדזחתגצוזב🔯ךשגססטוץנקףיןישההר

      • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]
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        10 months ago

        Protips for making more convincing looking Hebrew text

        • All of those letters that dip below the base line only go at the left end of words. This one too ם , the only one of its kind that doesn't do the dip, it's a meme.

        • Most words are 3 to 6 letters long, it's quite rare for them to have more than 8. For example, even the name Jehoshaphat is 6 letters in Hebrew (Y-h-u-sh-f-t)

        • The ה is slightly overrepresented at the beginnings and ends of words. Heh, don't ask me why.

        • Double letters are very rare.

        • For some of the longer words, you bet ב will often look good at the right end.

          • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]
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            10 months ago

            I guess א to pull more of these out. It's נ where I am after all.

            I'll be צ if you don't get them. Please don't ח me for posting this. If it makes you כ too much or break out in a ר , you can always go to the ב for advice. I won't פ the bill, though.

            • Erika3sis [she/her, xe/xem]
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              10 months ago

              Did you already have this written out beforehand, and were just waiting for someone to acknowledge the first pun?

              • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]
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                10 months ago

                No, as soon as I got your validation I decided to run with it. It just happened to be noon so I added that in.

        • macerated_baby_presidents [he/him]
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          10 months ago

          yeah this is two copies of the hebrew alphabet and some emoji sorted randomly. i think the original "curse of ra" meme is just random hieroglyphs

  • sooper_dooper_roofer [none/use name]
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    edit-2
    10 months ago

    The proper response to this is always to turn it back on them with "conqueror morality" since that's what they live by

    "damn, whites really must be inferior if a handful of Jews can rule their 1 Billion+ population across several continents' worth of land"
    "kicked out of 45 countries? How does such a tiny group of people colonize 45 countries across 3000+ years?"

    • usernamesaredifficul [he/him]
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      10 months ago

      I wouldn't bother antisemitism doesn't need to make sense because the anti-semite has full right to make it up as they go.

    • GarfieldYaoi [he/him]
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      10 months ago

      That's sometimes what I do.

      "It's DA JOOZ!"

      "Well, that means we're the master race and not you. Need I remind you that your God chose my people?"

  • GriffithDidNothingWrong [comrade/them]
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    10 months ago

    Well yes. Fuck her. But spending two days lecturing a stranger you're attempting to woo on historical materialism without realising you're wasting your time on a dogmatic racist is also giving very white energy, comrade. I only kid because I love and I 100-com could see myself doing it

  • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]
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    10 months ago

    Tell her "We invented those stories to take blame for it, so you whites wouldn't feel so guilty all the time".

    See if it makes her brain stall out to consider that getting people to talk about how "Jews control the world" is a secret Jewish plot.

  • Rojo27 [he/him]
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    10 months ago

    She really knows how to make a first impression. Just not a good oneyea

    • 420blazeit69 [he/him]
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      10 months ago

      They're nice because you don't have to go out alone, you don't have to hit on people in front of your friends/at places your friends want to go, and you can be as sure as possible that the person you're talking to is at least somewhat interested in you as a romantic partner. They have a ton of downsides, of course.

      The synthesis here is to have only a short conversation then suggest getting a coffee, a beer, or some other short activity.

    • bigboopballs [he/him]
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      10 months ago

      I'm begging you all to get off of the apps.

      I wish society would abandon them en masse and they'd become a completely forgotten fad.

  • Iraglassceiling [she/her]
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    10 months ago

    Idaho solidarity ❤️ I have also mistakenly conversed with white supremacists on dating apps

  • axont [she/her, comrade/them]
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    10 months ago

    Fun fact Idaho is the only US state with a gibberish name. It was named by a conman who claimed to be an elected representative from the territory (he wasn't) and suggested the word Idaho for the state. He claimed it was a Shoshone word meaning "gem of the mountain" (it's not)

    • cosecantphi [he/him]
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      10 months ago

      This sent me on a rabbit hole of looking up the origin of state names, and it turns out that it is to this day unknown where the name Oregon even came from. There are several ideas on the wiki page for etymology of Oregon, but apparently nothing is conclusive.

      • axont [she/her, comrade/them]
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        edit-2
        10 months ago

        Maine, Utah, Rhode Island, and Arizona are also unknown, but with some possible explanations. I only mentioned Idaho because it's a known gibberish word created by one guy. Also fun fact, New Mexico was named that by the Spanish before Mexico was a country.

        • GarbageShoot [he/him]
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          10 months ago

          Rhode Island 'named by Dutch explorer Adrian Block. He named it "Roodt Eylandt" meaning "red island" in reference to the red clay that lined the shore. The name was later anglicized when the region came under British rule.'

          • axont [she/her, comrade/them]
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            10 months ago

            There's a second explanation that explorer Giovanni da Verrazzano compared the area to the island of Rhodes. It's uncertain why the colonists there chose the name, but the Dutch name is the most probable. But there's no certain explanation.