• Gorka [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Had you thought yourself rid of me, Mr. Chapo? Thought changing your name from 'Trap House' to 'Dot Chat' would throw Gorka off your trail? Ha! Rest assured, Mr. Chapo, like a remarkably tenacious bloodhound, Gorka always finds the sent!

    You may have thought the election of BIDEN the final move of our little game. But this is no checkmate, Mr. Chapo. You have declared 'uno', failing to notice I have gathered a hand composed entirely of Draw-4 Wild-Cards! The last four years have merely been the opening moves!!

    The game, as ever Mr. Chapo, goes on! Aha!!

    Now, if you excuse me, I'm late for one of those spa appointments where little bottom-feeding fish nibble the dead skin from your feet. You really should try it, Mr. Chapo. It's one of the many under-appreciated luxuries of modernity. A luxury that shall soon disappear for all but the most deserving! Muahahaha!!!

    Ah, but I reveal too much. Till we meet again, Mr. Chapo.

    • ComradeLove [he/him, comrade/them]
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      4 years ago

      Now, if you excuse me, I’m late for one of those spa appointments where little bottom-feeding fish nibble the dead skin from your feet. You really should try it, Mr. Chapo. It’s one of the many under-appreciated luxuries of modernity. A luxury that shall soon disappear for all but the most deserving!

      I heard a story that a lady was doing that, and she accidentally stomped on one of them and the rest went into an enraged frenzy and chewed half her foot to the bone.

      • Gorka [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        What a positively delightful anecdote! I shall have to remember it for certain... 'freinds'.