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That is such a disturbing cartoon. It pops back into my mind now and again.
I think it's supposed to be like, prenatal vitamins or something.
But it's dog cum.he made all of that up because he couldn't just say "yeah dude drank dog cum"
If that were true, that would be by far the most nuanced joke in the entire run of the comic. Garfield jokes very specifically never require the reader to have detailed knowledge of anything to get the joke. Dude absolutely just thought he was sneaking a dirty joke into the comic.
damn, saw him chug a cup of cum and didn't even try to stop him, (also why the hell is there even dog cum in a mug in the first place????? did he not see, taste, smell, or even feel the dog cum before he chugged it???? life may never know)
What kind of rude asshole just chugs someones coffee without asking?
Plot twist: it really was a cup of coffee, John Arbuckle ain't no fool. However, the vet caught Johnny Boy after hours at the dog shelter, and now his secret's out. Garfield knew, and assumes it's Odie based on the shit he's seen go down at Casa Arbuckle.
Garfield hates Mondays because he is a staunch advocate of a four-day work week.
Read this as Garfief, and expected an excerpt from an incunabulum of the enfeoffment of Lord Garfeild (Coat of Arms: Argent, an empty lasagna pan proper) by Lord Paramount of Muncie, Ionathan Arbuckle (Seat: Caer Arbuckle, Coat of Arms: Gules, an accordion proper within a tressure or)
but wtf
Cmon if you could drink something that made you have puppies you would
