• redthebaron [he/him]
    hexagon
    ·
    4 years ago

    THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS IF YOUR PUNK BAND GETS TO DAD AGE BEWARE

    • dolphinhuffer [comrade/them]
      ·
      4 years ago

      Dad Band Alignment Chart

      Zepplin/Blues/Doom Rock : The generalist. Safe pick with a good chance of being actually good.

      Classic 4-chord Punk : Chaos pick. Guys working four restaurant jobs to support their special needs kid and guys with ankle bracelets both go here.

      Jazz-adjacent : Most likely to be able to read music. Also the most likely to be foisting music on kids who don't want it.

      Garage Rock : Usually fine if not divorced, otherwise much less so.

      Folk/Country : Neutral good if proletariat, chaotic evil if bourgeoisie.

      80s Synth Stuff : Lawful evil. The specifics of his collectibles & memorabilia will reveal if one ought to fear for those around him.

      • redthebaron [he/him]
        hexagon
        ·
        4 years ago

        my dad is more of a hip hop dad i remember him taking me to highschool 6am listening old early hip hop really loud with me

        • dolphinhuffer [comrade/them]
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          edit-2
          4 years ago

          Hip hop and acoustic acts are exempted from my Borgesposting because even when they feature dads they cannot be Dad Bands.

          • redthebaron [he/him]
            hexagon
            ·
            4 years ago

            he probably fits on the jazz adjacents with this exemption, the other thing he enjoys a lot is mpb which is short for brazilian popular music, and he did play the trumpet when he was younger so he can still read music